Category: Day-to-day
Kylie Minogue stripped bare.
It’s official. All fakery, facial paralysis and jabby stabby face nonsense is being stopped and the natural, bare faced Ms Minogue is set to emerge…
Bring on the Fit Flops in a bid to say goodbye to a droopy bottom.
John Lewis selling 4000 pairs of Fit Flops a week. They are bloody expensive for Flip Flops but then of course your average plastic flat…
Drink copiously to endure emotional goodbyes. Hot Tip.
Phew! I’ve got that out my system then. The disquieting feeling of two of your best chums turning up and announcing they are off to…
Emigrating – we’re off.
So what do you do. In the middle of a mid-life crisis when two of your best friends arrive on your doorstep and announce out…
Prada Shoes for £20!
Just stroked some Prada shoes. Ms Dynamite Di bought them at the Mary Queen of Shops, Save The Children shop in Edinburgh. Originally £220 they were only…
Twitter, tweet, twaddle.
Twitter, facebook and the internet now isolate us. Todays news. Is it news? Having moved from printed media to the internet I can only agree….
Scots + Sunshine = Carnage
Popped out to the communal garden for a coffee at 11am. By 12 the clinking of glasses alerted our ears to the fact the neighbours…
Ode to Ronan the Rat – Boyzone.
Ronan Keating – you great balloon. Caught with your breeks nae up but doon Yer poor wife Yvonne is afa’ pit oot. Ye gormless shaggin’…
Hot weather – not so hot body.
This time last week we were wrapped in thermals – 2 deep. This week it’s 22.5 degrees and the Pilsbury Dough body has just been…
Mulling over invasion of the accent snatchers.
Now I love islands. I especially like Scottish islands but I have to say I have returned from Mull with two lasting impressions. 1. Calmac…