Tag: Teenwolf
My Mum and technology – get me a gin – not a glass – a bottle now!
Smelling salts for Alison. My Mother phoned me on her mobile ( for the first time ever as she hates it) I assumed something was…
Furious mother may strangle Teenwolf son.
I can’t you how angry I am having just come home from a full days work to a smell that just about knocked me…
Teenwolf & the pack return alive.
Yeah they are back from Zante. Alive. That is all. That is enough. The cigarette burns. Bags under the eyes. Look of rickets round the…
Teenwolf is in Zante – NOW
He packed his case 6 hours before he left. He was leaving at 4am so it was just before he fell into a slump. After…
Zante trip imminent. Smelling salts for the parents please.
This time next week the boy who has turned into a teenwolf and teeters on manhood is off to Zante. Yes the island that has…
Parents of teenagers prepare yourself – pant wettingly accurate.
If you have a teenager. Or a child that will one day turn into one. This will hit the spot. No not that kind of…
Teenwolf whips up the pack. In our house. Sob, snotter, palpitate.
Travelling with Teenwolf is a mixed blessing. Blessing. I know where he is. Mixed blessing. Usually asleep Trailing down the road the sun is…
Go West to Loch Melfort and don’t spare the horses.
I stand accused and guilty of exaggerating. I do. SO what I am about to write is the truth the whole truth and nothing…
L Plates are on. Teenwolf is off. Sob. Snotter. Wail.
Well it has finally happened. Teenwolf Is learning to drive. My baby is behind the wheel of a car , Bring on the vapours….
Take up smoking, get me a pint of Absinthe – it’s the bleedin’ exams.
This time of year I am tempted to start smoking again – heavily. Up the drinking to make Oliver Reed look like King of The…