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Kate Winslet pulls out of premier. Diddums!
So it’s reported Kate Winslet isn’t turning up to her film premiers because she can’t take the press attention during the split of her relationship with…
Uri Geller buys a big rock near my Mum – cheek!
Just imagine the scene, a small East Lothian town, North Berwick on a sunny March day as the circus that is Uri Geller and his…
Aberdeen awa’ – fit a laugh.
Heading North for a couple of days work. Thing is the minute I get over the Forth road bridge I start spikkin’ Aberdeen again. A…
SEX !
Laugh! Cry! Show the man in your life. If he looks at you expectantly throw a litre of Irn Bru over him, if he laughs buy him…
Tips of the make-up trade.
I love a transformation, a before and after, and even at this late stage there is a glimmer of hope that that with the application…
BBC Children In Need
Monday Just found out us jailbirds raised £71,000 in two hours for BBC’s Children In Need on November 20th. Locked in jail with (pictured…
There’s a moose loose aboot this hoose!
Monday Schools shut for a week. No tattie picking these days so we are off to Dingwall to stay with our pals the MacDonald’s….
Safetox not Botox!
Monday Doom and Gloom. The credit crunch – yikes. It is whapping everyone and so like everyone else I am spending a lot of time…
Jura Jura Jura – Oi Oi Oi
Monday Gutted. We find out the house we booked on Jura for our holiday is double booked. The Agent called and told us the…