Year: 2010
Golf widow plans naked horror show.
Sat outside Cent Otre on Edinburgh’s George Street all afternoon yesterday and got a burnt face. Spent the previous days mumping and moaning about how…
Death on The Shagpile by Agatha Crusty.
Death by chocolate. May prove factual and not just the name of a pudding. Not for me, though I have packed it in, but for…
Day 4 Easter hols in Scotland- The knives are out.
Day 4 in the Big Brother House, School hols, Scotland. 4 adults, 3 kids, and 4 dogs. All losing it. All these humans and dogs…
Day 3 in the Big Brother House – Easter Holidays in Scotland
Day 3 in the Big Brother House. Trapped in a cottage in the Highlands of Scotland. Its pouring with rain, it’s been pouring with rain…
Calorific Catastrophe all in the name of Jesus.
There is a time of year in this God forsaken country when all I can think about is food. All year. 365 days a year….
The Eggs are goading me – they bloody are!
A week ago I fell for the ad on the telly – 2 Easter eggs for the price of one, and planning ahead – a…
Emigrating
Doesn’t this sort of hideous day just make you want to get online and buy a one way ticket to Australia? Having clocked myself in…
7 Days in Scotland trapped in the body of a podgy, middle-aged woman.
I know how he feels. Monday Arranged a tennis lesson in a fit of madness. I used to play about 20 years ago and had…
Where do you take a sick horse? Horsepital or the local restaurant?
The talk of the steamie last weekend in Edinburgh was that L’Escargot Bleu in Edinburgh’s Broughton Street are going to start serving horse and no…
Dynamite -the annals – is that how you spell it?
My little chickadee. My pal. The quiet one. A star of stage and screen. from Postman Pat to Dr. Findlay she’s done it all. Archive…