{"id":999,"date":"2010-05-21T11:09:03","date_gmt":"2010-05-21T10:09:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/?p=999"},"modified":"2012-05-29T21:57:10","modified_gmt":"2012-05-29T20:57:10","slug":"hot-weather-not-so-hot-body","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2010\/05\/hot-weather-not-so-hot-body\/","title":{"rendered":"Hot weather &#8211; not so hot body."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This time last week we were wrapped in thermals &#8211; 2 deep. This week it&#8217;s 22.5 degrees and the Pilsbury Dough body has just been dug out and revealed. I would like to say a big thank you to those who didn&#8217;t scream, vomit and run away screaming as the pasty bingo wings made their annual foray into the light.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1004\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1004\" style=\"width: 120px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/images.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1004\" title=\"images\" src=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/images.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"120\" height=\"103\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1004\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Pretty much the same shape as me <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Lying flat out on the grass today, tentatively I rolled up the trouser legs .What lurked beneath was too horrific to continue so I \u00a0just rolled them down again and collapsed back to horizontal to regret the lapsed body beautiful campaign. This sumo suit was somethinig I ordered for Christmas a couple of years ago for a laugh. It now seems like a realistic sartorial choice to hide the reality of the hibernated Scottish body.<\/p>\n<p>I like to believe if I lived in a hot country permanently I would be a honed beach bum as opposed to a bum with a face. \u00a0Sadly the reality of this Scot in summer 2010 is less\u00a0\u00a0Elle MacPherson and more Archie MacPherson. Ach well. Off for a pint.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This time last week we were wrapped in thermals &#8211; 2 deep. This week it&#8217;s 22.5 degrees and the Pilsbury Dough body has just been&#8230;<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25,24],"tags":[609,611,612,545,608,605,606,613,607,610],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/999"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=999"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/999\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=999"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=999"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=999"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}