{"id":964,"date":"2010-05-13T08:47:02","date_gmt":"2010-05-13T07:47:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/?p=964"},"modified":"2012-05-29T21:57:11","modified_gmt":"2012-05-29T20:57:11","slug":"on-the-road-to-the-isles-with-a-virus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2010\/05\/on-the-road-to-the-isles-with-a-virus\/","title":{"rendered":"On the road to the Isles&#8230;..with a virus."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On the road for another week &#8211; round Scotland &#8211; with a boot full of wine, a laptop and an optimistic eye. I will be blogging daily if you&#8217;d like to\u00a0 follow the trail of nonsense here .<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_966\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-966\" style=\"width: 100px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/big-nose.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-966\" title=\"big nose\" src=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/big-nose.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"108\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-966\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Imagine getting up this nose - not very pleasant.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>But before I go If alisonsdiary has sent you an e mail trying to flog viagra, lend you money or other such nonsense I can only apologise. SORRY. It&#8217;s a virus. How this happens I have no idea and who are these anoraks who abide somewhere in the ether spend their time fiddling around to hack into peoples e mail addresses and send meaningless nonsense to millions of strangers anyway? Eejits the lot of them.<\/p>\n<p>As you can see it gets up my nose.<\/p>\n<p>They should get out of the house, take a walk, meet a human, speak, laugh, buy a dog, phone an old pal, go to the pub, read a book, turn off their infernal PC and\u00a0 in other words get a bloody life.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_967\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-967\" style=\"width: 90px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/nerd.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-967\" title=\"nerd\" src=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/nerd.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"90\" height=\"135\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-967\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Hackers turn off that  computer - come on you can do it!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>So that&#8217;s that off my chest. And as I say sorry about the random e mails if you were unfortunate enough to get one.\u00a0 Off to fill up the car and get on the road&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the road for another week &#8211; round Scotland &#8211; with a boot full of wine, a laptop and an optimistic eye. I will be&#8230;<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25,24],"tags":[32,583,18,387,582],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/964"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=964"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/964\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=964"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=964"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=964"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}