{"id":880,"date":"2010-04-28T08:27:49","date_gmt":"2010-04-28T07:27:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/?p=880"},"modified":"2012-05-29T21:57:12","modified_gmt":"2012-05-29T20:57:12","slug":"intolerance-my-arse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2010\/04\/intolerance-my-arse\/","title":{"rendered":"Intolerance my arse."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I always think I am allergic to something. Fact is I&#8217;m allergic to bugger all. It&#8217;s all in the mind. I know it. I just can&#8217;t face up to the fact that stuffing my face with chocolate, wine and bread is going to make me puff up. And that&#8217;s not an allergy that&#8217;s life. So as I spot the latest self help book in the bookshop &#8211; How to Have a Bum Like a Pair of Walnuts in 25 minutes by R.Yoo Mintal I put down my jammy donut, wipe my fingers and reach out for it like the 100&#8217;s of other misguided woman around me. STOP.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_881\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-881\" style=\"width: 118px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/images4.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-881\" title=\"images\" src=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/images4.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"118\" height=\"89\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-881\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Just the ticket. Keep face flat whilst smoking. Pre-botox.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Diet and exercise &#8211; its not rocket science but the sad fact is it&#8217;s not fun so therefore I&#8217;m not interested.<\/p>\n<p>A sea change of attitude is what&#8217;s required here I know that. But at this stage is it going to happen to me? I think not.<\/p>\n<p>And anyway who wants to see a 47 year old dancing around half naked on a beach? \u00a0Is it not about now it is acceptable to be seen lounging louchely in a dark coloured kafthan sporting a large brimmed hat, a huge gin and tonic and oh God a fag! Does that mean I have to start smoking again? \u00a0How I suffer for my art. The art of growing old disgracefully.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I always think I am allergic to something. Fact is I&#8217;m allergic to bugger all. It&#8217;s all in the mind. I know it. I just&#8230;<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25,24],"tags":[551,550,424,368,548,110,549],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/880"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=880"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/880\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=880"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=880"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=880"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}