{"id":874,"date":"2010-04-26T11:14:08","date_gmt":"2010-04-26T10:14:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/?p=874"},"modified":"2012-05-29T21:58:38","modified_gmt":"2012-05-29T20:58:38","slug":"what-a-bummer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2010\/04\/what-a-bummer\/","title":{"rendered":"What a bummer."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Woke up this morning and the half wit labrador was looking a tad traumatised. On inspection I found a bunch of bananas in her bed. She collects items from our kitchen for nesting purposes when she has a sore bum and needs comfort. We have found shoes, eggs, bread, potatoes, jumpers and even a daffodil in the past. I know it sounds like a joke but it&#8217;s not &#8211; especially if you&#8217;re her. \u00a0She was born with a bad bum which needs to be sorted every few months by Victor our long suffering vet. I phoned him.<\/p>\n<p>Hi Victor it&#8217;s me.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_255\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-255\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/DOG2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-255\" title=\"DOG2\" src=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/DOG2-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-255\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">BEFORE: you can see she is gravelling her bum here.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Oh no it&#8217;s not Sammy&#8217;s bum is it?<\/p>\n<p>Yup I said get the glove out we&#8217;ll be in later this morning. Poor man.<\/p>\n<p>As Victor did the necessary he told me if you lined up 50 labradors back ends in front of him he would know Sammy&#8217;s with no difficulty at all. Well \u00a0I said impressed, have you thought about showcasing that on Britains Got Talent? His answer is unprintable.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_875\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-875\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/DSCN1707.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-875\" title=\"DSCN1707\" src=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/DSCN1707-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-875\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">AFTER : jaunty, waggy and happy with friend Nellie.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>So here we are an hour and a half later. One traumatised vet and one happy dog.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Woke up this morning and the half wit labrador was looking a tad traumatised. On inspection I found a bunch of bananas in her bed&#8230;.<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25,24,77],"tags":[545,543,544],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/874"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=874"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/874\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=874"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=874"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=874"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}