{"id":855,"date":"2010-04-20T08:38:34","date_gmt":"2010-04-20T07:38:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/?p=855"},"modified":"2012-05-29T21:58:39","modified_gmt":"2012-05-29T20:58:39","slug":"schools-back-til-summer-alice-pooper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2010\/04\/schools-back-til-summer-alice-pooper\/","title":{"rendered":"School’s Back ’til Summer – Alice Pooper"},"content":{"rendered":"

Last minute lottery stuff as usual. On the eve of school going back.<\/p>\n

Digging out the school breeks – they have holes in them. Where did these holes come from? Dunno.<\/p>\n

What do you mean dunno? it looks like someone cut holes in them with scissors.<\/p>\n

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Bet this little blighter wouldn't give his mother hell.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Dunno.<\/p>\n

Grrrrrr..<\/p>\n

OK whilst we are at it where are your school shoes?<\/p>\n

Dunno<\/p>\n

Find them then. They are produced scruffy, scuffed but polishable on the top side and then I flipped them over \u00a0and realised there are hole in the soles. HOLES! Holy breeks and holy shoes. Holy shit I shout we are going out to get you sorted.<\/p>\n

Aw Mum<\/p>\n

NOW!
\nK.<\/p>\n

So breeks on board we hit the shoe shops. We end up in Top Man. TOP MAN! I used to be made to wear Clark Startrites and then horrific lace up horors until I left scohol. Yeh but that was the olden days came the mumbled reply.<\/p>\n

So he has slip ons. Very Jason King. Black slip ons. And new black hole-free trousers there is just one thing missing – well two if you count the absence of a sane mother – I haven’t actually seen his face for about 2 months. Hair.<\/p>\n

No way.<\/p>\n

Hair<\/p>\n

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A deep suspicion of hairdressers as you can see<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

NO WAY!
\nHAIR !<\/p>\n

K<\/p>\n

So I drop him at the Barber. He comes home later. Let’s see your hair then. I command. We meet in the hall and yes \u00a0he has had his hair cut. The one on the left hand side. So after a rather heated discussion during which I was informed I was lame, unfair and 112 he’s going back tomorrow for every other hair on his head to be cut to match it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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