{"id":831,"date":"2010-04-16T11:49:25","date_gmt":"2010-04-16T10:49:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/?p=831"},"modified":"2012-05-29T21:58:39","modified_gmt":"2012-05-29T20:58:39","slug":"paul-weller-should-be-going-underground","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2010\/04\/paul-weller-should-be-going-underground\/","title":{"rendered":"Paul Weller &#8211; should be going underground"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_834\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-834\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/paulweller.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-834\" title=\"paulweller\" src=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/paulweller-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-834\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The hair. The shame.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>So the most PC man in Britain has just announced his engagement to his 24 year old girlfriend. Well when I say the most most PC man in Britain clearly I exclude \u00a0that haircut. \u00a0I&#8217;m sorry but \u00a0I haven&#8217;t been able to take that seriously for a long time. In fact perhaps the haircut was an indication of things to come. A man of that age wandering around with a haircut that wouldn&#8217;t look out of place on a 24 year old which is exactly where it has been by all accounts.<br \/>\nHis new fiancee is 2 years older than his son and in my opinion running off with someone just 2 years older than your own offspring frankly raises all sorts of difficult questions. Paul Weller is 51. She is 24. I am 47 so my equivalent would be a 14 year old boy and as it turns out that is one year younger than my son. \u00a0Seeing the photograph of Weller with his bride to be gives me the heebie jeebies. One look at that young line free \u00a0naive and optimistic face next to that of a man old enough to be her grandfather come on \u00a0what is he thinking! If I ever saw \u00a0some old bat eyeing up my son I would have to be restrained from phoning the police, the child protection agency and my local gun dealer. Enough is enough.<\/p>\n<p>Jam albums and Paul Weller albums are hereby shelved indefinately as he joins the ranks of typical bloody bloke.<\/p>\n<p>Ponytail and fast car for Christmas Paul<a href=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/article-0-091D623E000005DC-84_468x5101.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-835\" title=\"article-0-091D623E000005DC-84_468x510\" src=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/article-0-091D623E000005DC-84_468x5101-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So the most PC man in Britain has just announced his engagement to his 24 year old girlfriend. Well when I say the most most&#8230;<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25,24,77],"tags":[517,516,519,518],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=831"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}