{"id":7587,"date":"2018-08-01T15:24:49","date_gmt":"2018-08-01T14:24:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/?p=7587"},"modified":"2018-08-01T15:24:49","modified_gmt":"2018-08-01T14:24:49","slug":"the-talking-sausage-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2018\/08\/the-talking-sausage-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"The talking sausage dog"},"content":{"rendered":"
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The boss.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

He talks. I swear he does. And today I was getting on with getting on when I heard a snarfle from the living room. I went through and found him with his new play thing – the white IKEA laundry basket. it has a spring action with elastic and stuff which I don’t understand but it is built as a plaything for a nosey, pushy wee dog. \u00a0He had become over excited with the whole thing and got rather em….stuck?<\/p>\n

Between laughter and Girl Guide helpfulness he was released. But only after he demanded it and fast…..watch his funny chops here…<\/p>\n

https:\/\/youtu.be\/2vJu3eKbUn8<\/a><\/p>\n

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Hopefully made you smile….<\/p>\n

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Guffaw.<\/p>\n

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Alison x<\/p>\n

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The talking sausage dog. Fact. He listens. Replies. I listen and do as I am told. He is it. The King. The Boss….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25,1507],"tags":[1654,87,1491,1435,1655,1656,1647],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7587"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7587"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7587\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7587"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7587"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7587"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}