{"id":737,"date":"2002-06-03T16:26:43","date_gmt":"2002-06-03T15:26:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/?p=737"},"modified":"2013-07-27T09:48:01","modified_gmt":"2013-07-27T08:48:01","slug":"definition-of-a-bad-hangover-when-even-your-moisturiser-makes-you-feel-sick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2002\/06\/definition-of-a-bad-hangover-when-even-your-moisturiser-makes-you-feel-sick\/","title":{"rendered":"Definition of a bad hangover &#8211; when even your moisturiser makes you feel sick."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>MONDAY<\/p>\n<p>SCHOOL holidays are here &#8211; seven weeks of&#8230; well, quite. Have to get organised as I&#8217;m off to Aberdeen on July 22 for three weeks to do the <a onmouseover=\"t_i(1)\" onmouseout=\"t_o(1)\" href=\"http:\/\/encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com\/Tom+Morton\" rel=\"nofollow\">Tom Morton<\/a> <strong> <\/strong>Show on <a onmouseover=\"t_i(2)\" onmouseout=\"t_o(2)\" href=\"http:\/\/encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com\/Radio+Scotland\" rel=\"nofollow\">Radio Scotland<\/a> while he&#8217;s on holiday. The holidays are a finely- tuned military operation of school clubs, activity days, friends, childminders, grandparents, videos, computer games and generally praying for the sun to shine. Soon. Please. PLEASE.<\/p>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\/\/ <![CDATA[\n\/\/ <![CDATA[\nwrite_ads(2,1)\n\/\/ ]]><\/script>TUESDAY R<\/p>\n<p>OFF to get my eyes checked. Decided to get the full test as I reckon I could do with a thorough MOT. Very pleased that I don&#8217;t need to get any stronger glasses than I had last time. Brilliant eye test, though. The chap who does it is an opthalmic surgeon and with his equipment (ooh er <a onmouseover=\"t_i(4)\" onmouseout=\"t_o(4)\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thefreedictionary.com\/missus\">missus<\/a><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>he can see right into your brain. I was pleased to have the fact I have one confirmed after all these years &#8211; although there was no mention of size. But I am a woman and I know size is not important.<br \/>\nWEDNESDAY<\/p>\n<p>IN Glasgow to do Playing For Time. This week we have Tony Higgins, boss of the Scottish Professional Footballers&#8217; Association, who has played with some of the finest players in the world, including George Best during his spell with Hibs. Enjoyed lots of football legend stories and handed over the prize of a packet of Brazil nuts to celebrate Brazil&#8217;s World Cup victory then whizzed back to Edinburgh. Out to dinner with two of Dave&#8217;s chums. When we got home I said to Dave: &#8220;You were quiet tonight.&#8221; &#8220;Yes,&#8221; he said. &#8220;None of us could get a word in edge ways.&#8221; Oops.<\/p>\n<p>THURSDAY<\/p>\n<p>FRIEND Fiona back from her holiday in Santorini. She arrived to say hello and just have a quick coffee, which predictably turned into loads of wine and about half a <a onmouseover=\"t_i(5)\" onmouseout=\"t_o(5)\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thefreedictionary.com\/Hundredweight\">hundredweight<\/a> of Doritos. She looks brown, healthy and relaxed whereas I sat hunched up, pot bellied and pale faced listening to her tales of fun in the sun. No wonder I drink.<\/p>\n<p>FRIDAY<\/p>\n<p>DAVE&#8217;S 40th birthday. What do you get for the man who has everything? Well, I have to say I was stumped until my pal suggested a membership of the Classic Car Club. As Dave is a car fanatic it is the perfect gift as it allows you to drive a different car from their collection about 12 times a year. He was super chuffed &#8211; and so was I when I realised it&#8217;s a joint membership so I can drive them, too. Most of the cars, including the Ferrari and the E-type, were already booked out so we went for the Honda S2000 &#8211; the engine is based on a Formula 1 car. We pick it up tomorrow for the weekend. Normal birthday behaviour would be a wild night, but instead Dave is more tired and emotional. Is this the onset of an early middle- life crisis? We had an early night so he could be fresh as a daisy for picking up the car tomorrow to head north to see Bryan Ferry live. Dave thought he was Bryan Ferry when he was about 14 so we will get a chance to do a direct comparison tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>SATURDAY<\/p>\n<p>UP early and down to the classic car club where David picked up the Honda. It&#8217;s a soft- top, two-seater which goes like the wind. Obviously we only drove it at 69mph &#8211; with the roof up as it was pouring. But as we approached Banchory the skies cleared so we wheeched the roof down, put Sheryl Crow on the CD at 5000 decibels and by the time we arrived at my pal Tracy&#8217;s house we truly believed we were 18 again. Off to see Bryan Ferry at <a onmouseover=\"t_i(6)\" onmouseout=\"t_o(6)\" href=\"http:\/\/encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com\/Crathes+Castle\" rel=\"nofollow\">Crathes Castle <\/a>There were only a few hundred people there so it was like a private party. Horse supported and Bryan was magnificent. We were right up at the front, shouting, dancing and singing. Yes, drink had been taken. After he finished the set we met some pals and rather than stop there &#8211; because we&#8217;d only been at it for nine hours &#8211; we got a taxi back to Tracy&#8217;s house and spotted the local hotel was still open. &#8220;Stop the cab,&#8221; we screeched and went in for more. Why?<\/p>\n<p>SUNDAY<\/p>\n<p>I KNEW it was a spectacularly bad hangover when even the smell of my moisturiser made me feel sick. Padding round Tracy&#8217;s cottage hunting for water in my bare feet when I stood on something. At first glance I thought it was a tomato until closer inspection proved it was actually a severed bird&#8217;s foot and half a leg. The cat had had a midnight feast. Hopped into the kitchen and dangled my fat leg over the bucket and shook my foot until it fell off &#8211; the birds foot, not mine that is. <a onmouseover=\"t_i(7)\" onmouseout=\"t_o(7)\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thefreedictionary.com\/yuk\">Yuk<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em><\/em> Graeme, Tracy&#8217;s boyfriend, couldn&#8217;t speak at all so he cooked a massive breakfast to send us on our way home in our <a onmouseover=\"t_i(8)\" onmouseout=\"t_o(8)\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thefreedictionary.com\/Groovy\">groovy<\/a> only this time the stereo was off, the roof was up and we had to stop intermittently as I needed fresh air. Apologies to the farmer in Edzell whose field I had to rather unexpectedly inhabit for 15 minutes. I hope I didn&#8217;t ruin his crop. 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