{"id":7239,"date":"2016-02-12T09:38:47","date_gmt":"2016-02-12T09:38:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/?p=7239"},"modified":"2016-02-12T09:38:47","modified_gmt":"2016-02-12T09:38:47","slug":"granny-becomes-fashion-victim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2016\/02\/granny-becomes-fashion-victim\/","title":{"rendered":"Granny becomes fashion victim"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Unknown1.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-7263\" src=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Unknown1.jpeg\" alt=\"Unknown\" width=\"150\" height=\"194\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Unknown-1.jpeg\"><br \/>\n<\/a>Have you seen these breeks with holes, slits cut right up and down the leg? It looks as if they have been in a thresher. Trendy in the extreme just now. But not for menopausal women. If I wore a pair of these each hole would be pushed to bursting as croissants of undulating flesh pressed to escape the confine of the trouser so why am I on about them???My niece who went to stay with her Granny recently who did the dutiful parental grandparental thing of putting on the ebola suit on complete with face made before unbidden, emptying her case of dirty clothes and washing them. When Jenny got up 2 and half days later from a win night her granny was rather proud to announced<br \/>\n\u201cYour trousers, the ones with the God awful holes in them &#8211; don\u2019t worry they\u2019re not ruined I\u2019ve fixed them for you?<br \/>\nSorry<br \/>\nSewn up the holes.<br \/>\nGulp<img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-7264 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Unknown-1.jpeg\" alt=\"Unknown-1\" width=\"160\" height=\"90\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Long pause, illustrated by tears rolling down cheeks, face going a dangerous deep red and hair alarmingly standing on end and it\u2019s was length. But she rallied not wanting to upset her well meaning Gran.<br \/>\n\u201cThanks\u201d.<br \/>\n\u201cYou\u2019re welcome dear. Now what would you like for tea?\u201d<br \/>\nAbsinthe.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you seen these breeks with holes, slits cut right up and down the leg? It looks as if they have been in a thresher&#8230;.<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":7264,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25,77],"tags":[1359,1532,1533,1040,79,106],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7239"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7239"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7239\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7264"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}