{"id":7213,"date":"2016-01-29T17:34:33","date_gmt":"2016-01-29T17:34:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/?p=7213"},"modified":"2016-01-29T18:58:43","modified_gmt":"2016-01-29T18:58:43","slug":"sack-of-tatties","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2016\/01\/sack-of-tatties\/","title":{"rendered":"Sack of tatties"},"content":{"rendered":"
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A mature party – unlike one we’ve ever had. Sadly. Courtesy of www.thetelegraph.co.uk<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Why is it I wait until the morning of a party to get something to wear? It\u2019s not just any party either its our party. A party to relaunch our restaurant in Aberdeen<\/a>.<\/p>\n

As ever I have been concentrating on the night itself, the folk, the food, the drink and the music and then come the revolution I think. ‘Och I will just wear that-it\u2019s\u2019 fine’. Then I realise when I try it on and the poundage of Christmas\u00a0still clings to my not insubstantial fleshy bits \u00a0it is not in fact fine at all unless I want to look like a mutton dressed as lamb, VPL, bulgy bodied, baggy kneed harridan. Which I don’t.<\/p>\n

The thing is it\u2019s a perfectly good dress, from Sandwich which my pal donated to me but it won’t cut the mustard unless I cut the calories and it’s a little late for that. \u00a0 To wear a too tight bulger is just not going to do for the relaunch of the restaurant \u00a0plus let’s be honest I am seeing people I haven\u2019t seen for 20 years and I don\u2019t want to look well em.. 20 years older. Also I don’t want to look as though I have tried too hard so the frock that was for the offsprings 21st is not getting an airing. “She’s done up like a dogs dinner look at the state of that!” Its a rock and a hard place situation so I\u00a0get up at 7am and google all the shops in Edinburgh, the majority of which don\u2019t open till 10am ! Why? Anyway we are leaving at 10am so the only real option is John Lewis.<\/a>\u00a0 Concession central so I am standing at their locked grill gates at 8.59am \u00a0to find something. Anything.<\/p>\n

Cramming 20 dresses into a changing room finally I try this one on. Thankfully this photo is not of me in it – obviously – but well I felt black was a little dull. So.\"images\"…I tried on another 25 and by now hot, sweaty and grumpy I plumped (sic) for this one from Damsel In A Dress<\/a>. Bright. Cheery. Machine washable. Yes I have complete aversion to dry cleaning anything. Ever. Grippy and lazy my two watch words.\"I_5055344785255_01_20151216\"So relieved off I run to check out, pay, run home, pack car, put sausage dog in car, drive to Aberdeen. Arrive, shower, open bag, realise new dress is still in Edinburgh 120 miles away so I have no option but to wear the original sausage skin. \u00a0I blame this stress on what happened next which I can’t quite bear to write down yet. Mortified. Tomorrow when my blood pressure returns to normal\u00a0I will.<\/p>\n

Badly behaved old bat (dehydrated)<\/p>\n

PS Googling Damsel in a Dresses website and happily found this great Blog Damsel In A Dress <\/a>from California which has nothing to do with that stripy thing above and everything to do with a great blog. Its on my blogroll from when I remember how to add it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Why is it I wait until the morning of a party to get something to wear? It\u2019s not just any party either its our party….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":7220,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25,104,1507],"tags":[66,1515,1513,914,820,1114,1514],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7213"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7213"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7213\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7220"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}