{"id":7057,"date":"2014-08-23T15:31:00","date_gmt":"2014-08-23T14:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/?p=7057"},"modified":"2014-08-23T15:31:00","modified_gmt":"2014-08-23T14:31:00","slug":"massage-no-not-that-sort-oh-well-i-hope-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2014\/08\/massage-no-not-that-sort-oh-well-i-hope-not\/","title":{"rendered":"Massage &#8211; no not that sort. Oh well I hope not."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Right have a hump and lump and a general snarl about me today off for a Thai massage I will report back.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Unknown.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7058\" src=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Unknown.jpeg\" alt=\"Unknown\" width=\"275\" height=\"183\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>According to the long suffering one I am being very annoying.<br \/>\nNot as annoying as YOU. I retorted.<\/p>\n<p>See? he puffed.<\/p>\n<p>Slam I went.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Out the door.<br \/>\nNow let&#8217;s see\u2026..<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ohhmmmmmm..<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Right have a hump and lump and a general snarl about me today off for a Thai massage I will report back. According to the&#8230;<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7057"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7057"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7057\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7057"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7057"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7057"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}