{"id":697,"date":"2005-05-04T18:18:02","date_gmt":"2005-05-04T17:18:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/?p=697"},"modified":"2012-04-20T15:33:04","modified_gmt":"2012-04-20T14:33:04","slug":"the-castle-the-brewery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2005\/05\/the-castle-the-brewery\/","title":{"rendered":"The Castle? The brewery?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Monday<\/p>\n

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What a laugh yesterday. Met up with an 8ft deer called Miles. He was doing the Edinburgh Marathon in a deer suit. He reckons he lost about a stone running in the thing. Fantastic! A fool proof way to lose weight. Mind you by the time I got this picture taken the entire suit was drenched and when Miles took th head off \u2013 so to speak \u2013 he looked a bit pale &* wan to say the least.<\/p>\n

After that we went off to Louis school fund raiser a Highland Games. There was caber tossing for all ages. Even Daves Mum had a go. Dave took to it like a duck to water oh and there were ducks being herded by sheep dogs. All in all it was a great day. As we stood by the loch looking around and loving Scotladn in the summer suddenly there was a big splahs and this wee boy about 3 fell intot he loch. His dada, who was right beside him, wheeched him out as the wee souls tood howling on the bank. His Dad gave him a cuddle but despite himself couldn\u2019t\u2019 stop laughing . The wee drookit boy had done exactly the same last year.<\/p>\n

Tuesday<\/p>\n

Louis is changing schools this year and today he went to his new school for the day to see how it all works. I was quite nervous about it \u2013 more than he was \u2013 hoping he would love it. I picked him up at the back of 3 and he came swaggering out like John Wayve \u2013 \u2018\u2019it\u2019s brilliant!\u2019 he beamed . Phew. He then went on to talk about his 3 best friends \u2013 \u2018 I have 5 he said but 3 best friends\u2019 . So relieved took him for a Chinese carry-out. Speaking of chineses carry \u2013outs dynamite Di is due back from Bejing after 10 days tomorrow. I can\u2019t wait to hear how she got on \u2013 if she\u2019s not in some sort of Chineses prison for badly behaved women by now.<\/p>\n

Wednesday<\/p>\n

Computer guru man Gordon Fraser comes round to look at my computer. He asks me which anti virus software I\u2019ve got. My response is to look blankly at him. His look of disapproval makes me want to go and stand in the corner with a Dunce hat on \u2013 something \u00a0I sent a lot of my formative years doing. 4 hours later my computer is till goosed. He tells me I am riddled with viruses \u2013 when he sees my face he clarifies it\u2019s the computer that \u2018s got the viruses not me! Well that\u2019s OK then. By late afternoon we are back up and rnningmy computer is going like a speeding bullet and I am happy again. As hopefully my\u00a0editor \u00a0will be as I think he was getting fed up of getting my \u00a0next chapter written on scrunched up napkins and beer mats.<\/p>\n

Thursday<\/p>\n

WE have American friends arriving today. When I say friend we met them last summer in france for one night. We had a carry on swapped addresses and they\u2019re arriving today. I have a full day of Scottish tourism planned for tomorrow. Edinburgh Castle, Mary Kings Close, the open topped bus , the royal mile. Quite looking fowrad to it myself. I picked them up off the train and I knew we were going to get on famously when Susan produced a teen idol magazine form the 70\u2019s she had bought off E Bay for me as the night we\u2019d met we talked extensively about Donny via David Cassidy as we were both obsessed as teenagers. Celebrations commenced and the wine was cracked open. AS the night wore on more wine was open and by midnight we wer listening to Puppy Love \u2013 the album and telling our deepest\u00a0 pre-teen secrets. Again there was an amazing translatlantic connection \u2013 we all had save up our bubble gum stickers and sent away for X-Ray Spex and were all equally amazed and dispappoitned when they arrived that they didn\u2019t actually work! Plus\u00a0 the deep routed desire for sea monkeys which were advertised as lookinglike little pixie like mermaids on the box and when they were bought and hatched they were as david attractively dscreibed them like bits of dandruff floating about in dirty water. So having liaghed ourselves stupid we retired. Due to kick off our extravaganza tour at 9am<\/p>\n

Friday<\/p>\n

Wake at 9am So we\u2019ll be a little late I thought as I got up and boiled the kettle. By 10.30 I was still the only one up apart from the kids who were boucing on the trampoline n their pyjama bottoms. At 11 Paul the American guy appeared when I asked how Susan was he replied \u2018 she asked me what it felt like to sit upright and when I told her she just stayed where she was’. The weather waas wet, misty, & cold \u2013 playing to every Scottish clich\u00e9 tourists have about our country. By 11am the executive decision was made to give the tourist trail a miss. Cancelled all activities and lit the fire instead. By mid afternoon the weather had cleared a little so we headed off to North Berwick harbour and grabbed Dougie and his boat \u2018Braveheart\u2019 who took us round the bass rock and mackerel fishing. Everyone caught a fish and we went straight back home to eat them.<\/p>\n

Saturday<\/p>\n

Even wetter and more miserable than yesterday. Drove our pals through Edinburgh pointing out the sights from the car window \u2013\u2018that\u2019s the castle, the scott monuement\u2019 etc before dropping them at the airport. Having been toured until they were black and blue before they arrived with us they said they had enjoyed the fishing and relaxing more than anything else since they lef thome 10 days ago. Aaah. Little to do except go off to see the Day After Tomorrow with Dennis Quaid \u00a0& Jake Gellangal a true disaster move for the millenium. Fantastic effects and when we came out of the cinema having watched a tidal wave and engulf America I half expected to see Leith had disappeared altogether. Luckily the rain was off so we\u00a0 drove home and collapsed. More pals coming tomorrow and the thought of clearing the kitchen in the quest for a clean palte is enough to dirve me to drink….. Oh now there\u2019s an idea.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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