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<\/a>Meeting with a publisher about a variety of ideas. It looks as though one of my life long ambitions is about to be realised – I am going to have a book published at Christmas. Even Santa can\u2019t beat that! Very excited and rush off to tell my friend Dynamite who is limping and sweating as I pick her up from the gym. I remind her exercise is bad for you as we head off for a coffee an a stare at a donut – we resist the temptation to eat them surprisingly. Dynamite is going off on this fabulous free trip to Tobago which I had had to turn down as I am working. It is too depressing for words but she is swanning off for 4 days next week – hence the mad gym attendance. Anyway we are walking along Abercromby Place in Central Edinburgh when there are at least 3 peeps from 3 separate people. Not fooling ourselves for a moment it\u2019s because we are young and gorgeous\u00a0 I\u00a0 explain The first van was the guy from the Nobel Grape who recognised us – yes an off license. The second was the guy who runs The World – a bar and the third the guy who owns the fishmongers where I bought my salmon! Salmon for tea.<\/p>\n
Tuesday<\/p>\n
Dropping Dynamite off at work when she runs straight into a throng of young girls. She\u2019s been mobbed again I think and then I see a very red aced and harassed David Sneddon pushing his way through the crowds signing autographs as he goes. Dynamite is being turned round and round by the guddle of\u00a0 fans and inadvertently he grabs a bit of paper from her hand and signs it! Much amusement as she pointed out later she\u2019 old enough to be his mother and was mortified!<\/p>\n
In the shops. Realise I have a gym membership which is now officially redundant. I can\u2019t seem to get there at all so I peruse the exercise videos. I eventually plump – no pun intended-\u00a0 for the<\/p>\n
Kylie Minogue Hotpants video. I know I know but it\u2019s worth a try. As I am stuffing it in my trolley and heading to the checkout I spot Fish doing his shopping too. Celeb spotting in supermarkets what an exciting life I lead! Get the Video home and decide not to do it till tomorrow as doing it on a full stomach can\u2019t be good for you I\u2019, sure.<\/p>\n
More salmon.\u00a0 God you can\u2019t eat a lot of that stuff can you. It\u2019s so rich and cloying I can\u2019t face it again.<\/p>\n
Wednesday<\/p>\n
My Mum comes round and we weigh ourselves. This sounds like an easy non stressful event \/ It is not. It is horrible I can\u2019t believe I weigh that much. She can\u2019t believe I weigh that much. We have decided against the weight watchers thing as all you do is pay them \u00a33 to weigh you so we\u2019re going to do it ourselves. Mmn. After Mum leaves a heave my huge body from the scene of the weighing to the bedroom and\u00a0 change into my tracksuit for the Video. I start it. Happily Kylie is not in the video I couldn\u2019t face looking at her elfin form as I lumber about threatening to go through the floorboards. It takes a lot of concentration but by the end I am red faced and sweating so it must have done something. Have a shower, feel better, resist food and pin a picture of myself on the fridge. This may deter me from ever eating again. Force down more salmon makes me feel sick now..<\/p>\n
Thursday<\/p>\n
David on a golf outing at 9am. I\u2019ll be back by 6 . Mmn. He trundles in with a wide smile and a red eye about 8 the finished golf at 1.<\/p>\n
David tries to convince me his drink must have been spiked. I point out Luffness Golf Club a male dominated emporium of buff is not the sort of place anyone slips you a Mickey Finn. Nice try though. I\u00a0 attempt to teach him the word \u2018No\u2019 but it just can\u2019t be done I swear.<\/p>\n
I HATE SALMON.<\/p>\n
Friday<\/p>\n
A golf lesson with Jane Connachan. She\u2019s a great teacher and makes me laugh heartily as I duff a few more over the golf range.by the end of it though I seem to be hitting the ball and it is going somewhere Hallelujah. Very elated about that so head round to see Cousin with B&B as she is waiting for her guests to arrive. Due to be at Davy Grubbs 40th birthday party but I sit chatting with cousin and sipping wine Her first batch of guest arrive and are given a very formal greeting as she shows them to their room. The second batch arrive and they are also given the formal landlady by the sea approach . By the time the third lot arrive we are having a whale of a time and she shouts down the stairs \u2018 come on up my little darlings I\u2019ll point you in the direction of your room. Now would you like a wee drink!\u2019.<\/p>\n
I left as her husband was giving her the evil eye.<\/p>\n
Saturday<\/p>\n
Missed the 40th. Missed my tea last night and as a result I suspect I am missing a liver. Travelling up to see friends in Perthshire in the country . 10 minutes out of town Louis pipes up \u2018 I need the loo\u2019 so we stop at the side of the road. Another 30 minutes later we stop in Cowdenbeath -it\u2019s my turn and it\u2019s an emergency. I find the public loos which are spotless. 10 minutes after that we stop again. This time for David who walks about 500 yards into the depths of the forest ! quite who is going to get their binoculars out and focus on his nether regions is a mystery to Louis and I who peep the horn and flash the lights at him.<\/p>\n
Arrive with pal John King who has Activity travel but due to an overwhelming passion for wine has now begun Wine Routes. Oh happy day.\u00a0 \u00a0 Straight in to the wine cellar. Oh now I know what I want for my birthday. We sip a lovely wine and eat sausiccon which was a giftt from one of his suppliers. After a few glasses and lovely lunch we head off to a loch to do some fishing. As David , John and The Kids mess around in the boat. Nicky and I wander round and suddenly there is a huge bird above us \u2018 it was an osprey!.I\u2019d never seen one before they are magnificent beasts so as the boys wheeched trout of the loch and we lay on the grass watching the osprey.<\/p>\n
Back to the house for more food and drink. What food, what wine what a carry on. It was then announced a friend of Johns was celebrating his 50th birthday in Blairgowrie so it was off to that. The guy, Linsay \u00a0 who wrote You were Always On My Mind, You Drove All night,\u00a0 \u00a0 etc.. Was singing at it. So there was a wild night of drinking and dancing.<\/p>\n
Sunday<\/p>\n
Quiet start. Fiona was having her leg pulled for not dancing last night by her boyfriend Iain. When he was reminded that it was because he had thrust a long orange balloon between his knees and was wiggling round the dance floor on his own singing \u2018come one baby light my fire\u2019 he\u00a0 recalled why she chose not to be Olivia Newton John to his John Revolting!The Lowe brothes, two of last nights casualties, turned up with a hungry look in their eye.<\/p>\n
Magnificent breakfast homemade pancakes , maple syrip , bacon. Then the trout from yesterday , porridge,, kidneys and eggs. Can\u2019t walk. Can\u2019t speak. Can\u2019t believe my 2 day diet and 2 days Kylie video must now be irrelevant I have gorged and am happy and round.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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