{"id":6920,"date":"2014-02-13T17:38:21","date_gmt":"2014-02-13T17:38:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/?p=6920"},"modified":"2014-02-13T17:38:21","modified_gmt":"2014-02-13T17:38:21","slug":"furious-mother-may-strangle-teenwolf-son","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2014\/02\/furious-mother-may-strangle-teenwolf-son\/","title":{"rendered":"Furious mother may strangle Teenwolf son."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6860\" alt=\"Unknown\" src=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Unknown1.jpeg\" width=\"225\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Unknown1.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Unknown1-150x150.jpeg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I can\u2019t you how angry I am having just come home from a full days work to a smell that just about knocked me out when I opened the door.<br \/>\nOh God the aged dogs have combusted I thought uncharitably but one look at them proved they were as horrified as I was as they pushed past me to get out the door.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A cursory sniff as they scattered took me to the source \u2013 Teenwolf \u00a0had decided to whip up a snack for his pal \u2013 smoked mackerel.\u00a0 He\u2019d manfully opened the package, sliced it on a chopping board all left there with fishy knife . The pan is also in evidence as are the plates they ate from with the leftovers, a few further fishy wee shards.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Unknown-1.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6922\" alt=\"Unknown-1\" src=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Unknown-1.jpeg\" width=\"259\" height=\"194\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>All of this has been sitting in the warm house left to emanate fishy fishy smells all day long. Ggggggrrr.<\/p>\n<p>Our pals are coming round in an hour so I have to decide whether to open the windows and freeze them to death or invite them into fishy hell.<\/p>\n<p>I am off to dig out jumpers, rugs, hats and gloves \u2013 they will thank me for it if and when they ever thaw out.<\/p>\n<p>My mood will take longer to thaw out when the Teenwolf slopes in. I guarantee it.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; I can\u2019t you how angry I am having just come home from a full days work to a smell that just about knocked me&#8230;<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25,77],"tags":[1315,7,381,110,1316,79,18,1584],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6920"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6920"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6920\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6920"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6920"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6920"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}