{"id":6905,"date":"2013-10-08T17:54:27","date_gmt":"2013-10-08T16:54:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/?p=6905"},"modified":"2013-10-08T17:54:27","modified_gmt":"2013-10-08T16:54:27","slug":"blush-you-could-fry-an-egg-on-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2013\/10\/blush-you-could-fry-an-egg-on-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Blush? You could fry an egg on it."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/bummer-of-a-chair.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2793\" alt=\"I have one of these attached to me.\" src=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/bummer-of-a-chair.jpg\" width=\"245\" height=\"206\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So my pal casually says a mutual friend has thrown her husband out because of his continuous frotting. I thought firstly she meant frothing \u2013 at the mouth \u2013 you know the sort of thins, slavering, droopy bottom lip sort of deal. Then she told me frotting was more like rubbing against someone in a bar or something \u2013 oh nasty I said and decided to write about it in my column.<\/p>\n<p>Only once I had sent my copy did I find out via a friend who spat her soup out when I said I had been talking about frotting in the press that it was something altogether more along the line of being a sexual deviant. The urban dictionary spelt it out. Not that you want it spelt out to be honest. It will put youryou\u2019re your tea. Suffice to say it does involve genitals and general friction \u2013 enough.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I only realised recently that there are no dogs involved in dogging \u2013 not 2 legged ones anyway \u2013 so it seems I live in my own bubble of ignorance. And happy I am with it too.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you and good bye<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So my pal casually says a mutual friend has thrown her husband out because of his continuous frotting. I thought firstly she meant frothing \u2013&#8230;<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25],"tags":[1306],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6905"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6905"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6905\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6905"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6905"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6905"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}