{"id":667,"date":"2010-03-30T14:57:28","date_gmt":"2010-03-30T13:57:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/?p=667"},"modified":"2012-05-29T22:00:34","modified_gmt":"2012-05-29T21:00:34","slug":"emigrating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2010\/03\/emigrating\/","title":{"rendered":"Emigrating"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Doesn&#8217;t this sort of hideous day just make you want to \u00a0get online and \u00a0buy a one way ticket to Australia?<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_669\">\n<p>Having clocked myself in a full length mirror in my underwear yesterday it has been hard to get out of bed let alone leave the house thanks to the sure knowledge that gravity is excelling in it&#8217;s bid to drag me down.<\/p>\n<p>So the only thing that has stopped me booking that ticket to escape this siberian hell is the idea that it&#8217;s sunny in Oz and a thick thermal ensemble, which is currently all I will be seen in, would hardly be de rigeur on Bondi and I am not taking my clothes off again. Ever. Even if I get run over.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"mceTemp\" style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<\/div>\n<p>Oh that and the fact I have no money. And I hate flying. And the dogs couldn&#8217;t come with me. And teenwolf wouldn&#8217;t come with me &#8216;cos he&#8217;s 15 and can&#8217;t decide if he likes me or hates me and the idea of being on a long haul flight with your mother would be sooooooo emabrrassing, and my long suffering husband thinks I am having some sort of mid-life crisis.<\/p>\n<p>Which I am.<\/p>\n<p>Obviously.<\/p>\n<p>Bugger.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_669\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-669\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/10226428-yatex-bell-tent-88.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-669\" title=\"10226428-yatex-bell-tent-88\" src=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/10226428-yatex-bell-tent-88-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-669\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">My proposed beach wear. The bell tent.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doesn&#8217;t this sort of hideous day just make you want to \u00a0get online and \u00a0buy a one way ticket to Australia? Having clocked myself in&#8230;<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25,24,104,77],"tags":[325,323,326,322,324,327,330,328,1584,329],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/667"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=667"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/667\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}