{"id":6598,"date":"2013-01-29T23:14:22","date_gmt":"2013-01-29T23:14:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/?p=6598"},"modified":"2013-01-29T23:14:22","modified_gmt":"2013-01-29T23:14:22","slug":"salmond-chanted-evening","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2013\/01\/salmond-chanted-evening\/","title":{"rendered":"Salmond chanted evening."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Unknown1.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Unknown1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Unknown\" width=\"217\" height=\"232\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6607\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Milk. Dairy. Soya, Almond. Rice. Confusing isn\u2019t it?<br \/>\nDecided to lay off dairy because I like a bandwagon to jump on and  was told hormones abound in dairy so I ditched it as I have enough hormones of my own thanks \u2013 ask my long suffering husband he will agree.<br \/>\nSo first off I started guzzling soya milk then was told soya not good for me so this week shuffling round the supermarket wearing my usual glazed expression I spotted a new one on me, almond milk. So I bought it.<\/p>\n<p>The second I arrive home or put something edible in the fridge there is a trip wire of ESP that alerts Teenwolf  to the fact and he instantly swoops in for a good look at what is available for him to shovel into his ever hungry belly next.<\/p>\n<p>After rustling through a few packets of this and that he plucked the carton up into his hairy paw.<br \/>\n\u2018Mum what\u2019s this?\u2019<br \/>\n\u2018 Almond milk.\u2019<br \/>\n\u2018Almond milk?? Who milks almonds?\u2019<br \/>\n\u2018Milks Salmond? I said \u2018Alex Salmond?<br \/>\n\u2018Yeh who milks Alex Salmond?\u2019<br \/>\n\u2018A good question. It&#8217;s been years since I milked The First Minister\u2019<br \/>\nOur eyes met.<br \/>\nWhat nonsense.<br \/>\nWe collapsed into gales of helpless laughter.<br \/>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6601\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6601\" style=\"width: 228px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/images-11.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/images-11.jpeg\" alt=\"\" title=\"images-1\" width=\"228\" height=\"188\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6601\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6601\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">You can see how confusion might arise.<\/figcaption><\/figure>It was a surreal conversation. Amusing but surreal. Not sure I can handle seeing Alex on TV now we have had such a personal encounter.<br \/>\nAm off for a cup of tea \u2013 black. No milk thanks. <\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Milk. Dairy. Soya, Almond. Rice. Confusing isn\u2019t it? Decided to lay off dairy because I like a bandwagon to jump on and was told hormones&#8230;<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6598"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6598"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6598\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}