{"id":469,"date":"2010-03-15T19:23:20","date_gmt":"2010-03-15T19:23:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/?p=469"},"modified":"2012-05-29T22:00:36","modified_gmt":"2012-05-29T21:00:36","slug":"naked-vibrating-men-on-national-telly-theyre-serious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2010\/03\/naked-vibrating-men-on-national-telly-theyre-serious\/","title":{"rendered":"Naked, vibrating men on national telly &#038; they&#8217;re serious."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Serious men clutching vibrating thrusty things whilst talking on national TV?\u00a0\u00a0How could they keep a straight face?\u00a0If you&#8217;re over 25 this may give you the vapours. Smelling salts at the ready.<br \/>\n<object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/O7xrr8XQ_-Y&amp;hl=en_GB&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x402061&amp;color2=0x9461ca\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/O7xrr8XQ_-Y&amp;hl=en_GB&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x402061&amp;color2=0x9461ca\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>For the upper body? Ahem. \u00a0I think not.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_471\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-471\" style=\"width: 96px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/bullworker.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-471\" title=\"bullworker\" src=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/bullworker.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"96\" height=\"128\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-471\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">FItness from the olden days - the 70&#39;s!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>All those eons ago\u00a0it was the Bullworker was on every teenage boys Xmas list\u00a0along with chopper bikes, clackers, roller skates and Bazooka Joes. Ah yes those were the days my friend I thought they&#8217;d never end, as Mary Hopkins used to sing annoyingly.<\/p>\n<p>I recall many boys at school confessing to\u00a0having\u00a0\u00a0secreted a bullworker with telephone directory instruction manual under their bed\u00a0and being deeply disappointed their biceps were still like conkers after months of wheezing away following the bible of bullworking. I think the art of bullshitting would have stood them in better stead. Ach well onwards and upwards if not outwards!<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Serious men clutching vibrating thrusty things whilst talking on national TV?\u00a0\u00a0How could they keep a straight face?\u00a0If you&#8217;re over 25 this may give you the&#8230;<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25,24,104,77],"tags":[144,145,148,146,147,143],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=469"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}