{"id":4625,"date":"2012-01-02T21:31:32","date_gmt":"2012-01-02T21:31:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/?p=4625"},"modified":"2012-04-20T15:34:21","modified_gmt":"2012-04-20T14:34:21","slug":"rash-dieting-promise-starts-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2012\/01\/rash-dieting-promise-starts-here\/","title":{"rendered":"Rash dieting promise starts here&#8230;.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Unknown.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4626\" title=\"Unknown\" src=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Unknown.jpeg\" alt=\"Aargh alien blue ball type things.\" width=\"259\" height=\"194\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I regret deeply not just eating these the whole time.<br \/>\nThe impending feeling of liver doom that awakes me in the morning after a couple of weeks of festive nonsense have forced me into the unenviable position of giving up the bev til February 14th.<br \/>\nThere are many reasons for this.<br \/>\nMainly my fat tummy.<br \/>\nYup.<br \/>\n3 scoops of Mackies vanilla with a slug of Baillies is not on the low fat blueberry eaters diet so therefore as of now it\u2019s not on mine.<br \/>\nI am looking for sponsorship<br \/>\n&#8216;You mean someone would sponsor you to have your mouth sewn up?&#8217; said the rather sceptical husband.<br \/>\n&#8216;Yes&#8217;.<br \/>\n&#8216;I\u2019ll do it!&#8217; piped up the usually monosyllabic teen wolf.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;What sponsor me?&#8217;<br \/>\n&#8216;No sew your mouth up&#8217;.<br \/>\n*Raspberry* &#8216; I will seek support amongst those in life who truly understand me&#8217; I said<br \/>\n&#8216;Dynamite&#8217; they said in unison.<br \/>\nI closed the door firmly and texted her.<br \/>\nI shall report back.<br \/>\nPodgy.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I regret deeply not just eating these the whole time. The impending feeling of liver doom that awakes me in the morning after a couple&#8230;<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4625"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4625"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4625\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4625"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4625"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4625"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}