{"id":4552,"date":"2011-11-15T07:02:26","date_gmt":"2011-11-15T07:02:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2011\/11\/15\/im-a-celebrity-i-almost-died\/"},"modified":"2012-12-06T14:30:41","modified_gmt":"2012-12-06T14:30:41","slug":"im-a-celebrity-i-almost-died","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2011\/11\/im-a-celebrity-i-almost-died\/","title":{"rendered":"I&rsquo;m a Celebrity I almost died."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Freddie Starr ate my hamster finally usurped by Freddie Starr ate a camels toe on national telly and almost died.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Freddie.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" style=\"display: inline; border: 0px;\" title=\"Freddie\" src=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Freddie_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"Freddie\" width=\"57\" height=\"84\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yup\u2026.as i watched the arrival of the dafties on Sunday from the safety of my sofa with a gin in one hand a bowl of crisps in the other I wondered, as I do every year, em why?<\/p>\n<p>I mean why would you?<\/p>\n<p>Why would anyone?<\/p>\n<p>The usual answer is well if your career is flagging you would.<\/p>\n<p>Eh \u2013 no I wouldn\u2019t.<\/p>\n<p>Living under Tower Bridge, wrapped in old copies of Grazia would be preferable.<\/p>\n<p>Can you recall who was there last year stuffing kangaroo testes into their mouths and being dangled over ravines in rusting cars waiting\u00a0 to ram their heads into a tank full of squirming insects. Nope me neither.<\/p>\n<p>Well that\u2019s not true actually cos Stacy from the X factor is in the Iceland ads who sponsor the show but other than that. Not a clue.<\/p>\n<p>So poor Freddie Starr has suffered an allergic reaction to something nasty. I expect we will have to wait until some poor desperate soul is taken out of there\u00a0 in a wooden box before the show is axed.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile the likes of me, on couches with gins will sit gawping at the dafties. Onward, downward and ginward we go.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Freddie Starr ate my hamster finally usurped by Freddie Starr ate a camels toe on national telly and almost died. Yup\u2026.as i watched the&#8230;<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4552"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4552"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4552\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}