{"id":4314,"date":"2011-08-01T09:08:53","date_gmt":"2011-08-01T08:08:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/?p=4314"},"modified":"2012-05-29T21:43:58","modified_gmt":"2012-05-29T20:43:58","slug":"theyve-made-a-real-dogs-dinner-of-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2011\/08\/theyve-made-a-real-dogs-dinner-of-this\/","title":{"rendered":"They’ve made a real dogs dinner of this."},"content":{"rendered":"

\"bloodhound\"<\/a> Here’s the thing. I love dogs. I do. But even this had me considering the world had gone stark raving mad. Professional catering establishments are now catering for dogs. And I don\u2019t mean a dish of water and a dry biscuit of left over ham bone I mean a menu, a plate and individually prepared dishes. No.<\/p>\n

There are part of the world where the expression \u2018dog in the restaurant\u2019  means on the menu. But not here. Check this out<\/p>\n

A pub in Swaledale now has a doggy dinner menu.<\/p>\n

Apparently the dog who walks with the man and then rests in the pub watching the man stuff his face becomes rather disillusioned with the whole relationship and can plummet into a sort of canine depression.As you can see from the picture above. Why the long face? Well now we know. <\/p>\n

So a pub down south  has come to the rescue with the following menu.<\/p>\n

Looking at a main course of Roast beef with potatoes for a pound I am currently googling \u2018lifelike dog costumes for grown women\u2019 So far I have found some very unsavoury sites but I will persevere.<\/p>\n

The menu<\/strong><\/p>\n

To start<\/strong><\/h4>\n

Meatystrips 10p<\/em><\/p>\n

Chewsticks 10p<\/em><\/p>\n

Mains<\/strong><\/h4>\n

Sunday roast \u2013 beef, pork or turkey with potatoes \u00a31<\/em><\/p>\n

Weekday meat platter \u00a31<\/em><\/p>\n

Pedigree Schmackos 30p<\/em><\/p>\n

CrackerJacks 30p<\/p>\n

Pudding<\/strong><\/h4>\n

Choc Drops \u00a31<\/em><\/p>\n

To drink<\/strong><\/h4>\n

Beaphar Dog Beer \u00a32.15<\/em><\/p>\n

<\/em><\/p>\n

The only downside I can see is working out who\u2019s  going to tell a 15 stone Rottweiler it\u2019s closing time?Not me!<\/p>\n

\"rotty\"<\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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