{"id":4176,"date":"2011-06-21T14:37:35","date_gmt":"2011-06-21T13:37:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/?p=4176"},"modified":"2012-05-29T21:33:23","modified_gmt":"2012-05-29T20:33:23","slug":"daft-old-goat-marries-girl-of-16","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2011\/06\/daft-old-goat-marries-girl-of-16\/","title":{"rendered":"Daft old goat marries girl of 16"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/doug-wedded.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-4181\" title=\"doug wedded\" src=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/doug-wedded.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/doug-and-chick.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4177\" title=\"doug and chick\" src=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/doug-and-chick.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ok the money was on me having a good rant about it. BUT\u2026that geezer from Lost &amp; The Green\u00a0Mile\u00a0at the mature age of 51 has just got himself hitched to a 16 year old. No that is not a misprint. <strong>16<\/strong> she is.<\/p>\n<p>Most worrying is that as you can see from the photos above he appears to have super glued his head to her chest. Blokes eh?<\/p>\n<p>Yeh back to the 35 year age gap.<\/p>\n<p>So it is legal but only just. Really what sort of daft old goat is going to marry a 16 year old girl. I have a 16 year old son my husband is in his late 40\u2019s and the thought of him marrying one of Teenwolf&#8217;s girlfriends gives me the dry boak.<br \/>\nI am not being hypocritical or sexist either. If one of my female pals announced she was running off with a 16 year old I think I might phone the child protection agency.<\/p>\n<p>At 16 you think you know it all but you don\u2019t. So she is off the hook for being young, na\u00efve.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/doug.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4180\" title=\"doug\" src=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/doug.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>At 51 you know a damn sight more than that and should give yourself a stern talking to, a slap round the chops and a cold shower.<\/p>\n<p>In years to come I suspect he will look back at himself and realise it might have been cheaper to get a t shirt printed saying \u2018I am having a mid-life crisis \u2019rather than publically be gazing lovingly at a girl young enough to be his granddaughter.<\/p>\n<p>Aye sometimes the ponytail motorbike mid-life crisis option is a lot less repellent than we thought.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok the money was on me having a good rant about it. BUT\u2026that geezer from Lost &amp; The Green\u00a0Mile\u00a0at the mature age of 51 has&#8230;<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25,24,104,83,1161,77],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4176"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4176"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4176\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4176"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4176"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}