{"id":4004,"date":"2011-05-22T08:12:28","date_gmt":"2011-05-22T07:12:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2011\/05\/22\/armageddon-not\/"},"modified":"2012-12-06T15:18:50","modified_gmt":"2012-12-06T15:18:50","slug":"armageddon-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2011\/05\/armageddon-not\/","title":{"rendered":"Armageddon &#8211; NOT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Were-doomed.bmp\"><img class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4005\" title=\"We're doomed\" src=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Were-doomed.bmp\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>End of the world eh?<\/p>\n<p>I think not.<\/p>\n<p>How daft are all these holy willies going to be feeling today. Sheepish. They have shagged their neighbours, spat bile at their hated enemies and shot their pets. Only to wake up this morning and oh yeh\u2026. it\u2019s business as usual.<\/p>\n<p>Morning darling!<\/p>\n<p>\u2018Don\u2019t darling me you neighbour shagging, pet shooting, enemy spitting pillock.<\/p>\n<p>I am off to the pub.\u2019<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>End of the world eh? I think not. How daft are all these holy willies going to be feeling today. Sheepish. They have shagged their&#8230;<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4004"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4004"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4004\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4004"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4004"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4004"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}