{"id":3944,"date":"2011-05-16T08:45:34","date_gmt":"2011-05-16T07:45:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/?p=3944"},"modified":"2012-05-29T21:45:23","modified_gmt":"2012-05-29T20:45:23","slug":"a-quickie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2011\/05\/a-quickie\/","title":{"rendered":"A quickie"},"content":{"rendered":"

A quickie.
\nMind out of the gutter please.
\nThank you.
\nOff to take my mad pal Anne to the hospital to get her stooky removed.
\nShe broke her foot dancing at a wedding.
\nIn fact it was the day before the wedding in the clutches of the wild Irish best man. She wasted no time there.
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\nOf course I am relieved my life does not consist of floating around in a floral frock, listening to Mantovani and exchanging recipes with domestics Goddesses along my suburban street. But sometimes my liver aches for normality – of size and consistency.<\/p>\n

Sunday consisted of steering Dynamite round town in 5\u201d heels after a 2 hour personal shopping extravaganza (details tomorrow), avoiding the bar ( we managed a round of applause please. Thank you), baking a cake for my mother inlaw who is not to weel and eating half of it before I got there, taking the dogs out, falling asleep on a bench, editing loads of stuff for hours, watching Hugh Lawrie on that show Perspectives, deciding to move to New Orleans, start a band. Then today it\u2019s driving stooky Anne \u2013 who now responds to the nickname Stumpy \u2013 to get the plaster taken off before heading to Bauer headquarters Edinburgh \u2013 aka Radio Forth \u2013 where I will present a show every afternoon this week which goes out simultaneously on Forth, Tay, Clyde, Northsound, Westsound and Oban FM.
\nThe show is broadcast from Edinburgh to all these stations from 2 \u2013 6pm so if you fancy a listen \u2013 log onto the respective radio station and listen live<\/a>. Or get it on digital or on ye old wireless. I am the balding guy with the specs – yes Gary Marshall – he’s away so I will be rampaging in his name.<\/p>\n

So what started as a blog post turned into a merciless plug. Sorry about that.<\/p>\n

Off to get Stumpy \u2013 if I\u2019m late she will just crack me round the lug with her crotch \u2013 sorry crutch. <\/p>\n

If you want a request drop me an email to alison @forth2.com, alison@northsound2.co.uk etc\u2026and I would delighted\u2026\u2026\u2026.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A quickie. Mind out of the gutter please. Thank you. Off to take my mad pal Anne to the hospital to get her stooky removed….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25,24,104,83,1161,77],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3944"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3944"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3944\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3944"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3944"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3944"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}