{"id":3915,"date":"2011-05-14T08:32:20","date_gmt":"2011-05-14T07:32:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/?p=3915"},"modified":"2012-05-29T21:34:29","modified_gmt":"2012-05-29T20:34:29","slug":"carbs-can-make-you-thin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2011\/05\/carbs-can-make-you-thin\/","title":{"rendered":"Carbs can make you thin!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"cheryl\"<\/a> <\/p>\n

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A new diet is taking the states by storm. Called The Carb Lovers Diet<\/a>. So it\u2019s all change.<\/p>\n

Ditch the protein. the days of avoiding bread, pizza and great carby loaded delightss are over. We must now embrace them as they are indeed the thing that will give us a body like Cheryl Cole. I have the body of Cheryl Cole -  it is called my skeleton and is well hidden under mounds of good carb generated slumpy body stuff. So\u2026anyway the new findings\u2026.and we love a new finding if it works on our behalf. Let’s see what sort face stuffing we can look forward to then.<\/p>\n

Breakfast a banana with a blob of peanut butter, Whoa be still my beating heart. Loaf of bread maybe?  5 baked potatoes and a half pound of butter? Nope. The lone banana.<\/p>\n

Lunch Tuna salad, a pear and a cheese string -  A cheese string!<\/a> <\/p>\n

\"cheese<\/a><\/p>\n

Why would you ever put that over processed weirdness in your mouth plus they are  as filling as a hair band and considerably  less tasty. Of course after the tuna salad you\u2019d be so hungry you\u2019d need something. Anything. Well anything but a cheese bleedin\u2019 string.<\/p>\n

Dinner Shrimp Stir Fry with ginger. Nice but weak with hunger  now the dog is starting to look like an option for a light snack. <\/p>\n

\"fat_dog\"<\/a> <\/p>\n

So is that it? I would be bleedin\u2019 starving. That is no more carby than the least carby thing I would eat.  Ever. Where is the pizza, the half loaf of bread, the cake that I am compelled to  jam into my face when on a sugar low \u2013 after a high protein vodka frenzy the night before -  nope this smacks of bullshit to me. Short and sweet. Or in my case short and fat. <\/p>\n

Stick to your gums \u2013 I  mean guns \u2013 and don\u2019t be hoodwinked into this. it\u2019s just the same old same ole. Eat fruit, veg and low fat stuff if you want to lose weight and up the exercise. That will be \u00a3100 thanks or 100 lbs. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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