{"id":3825,"date":"2011-05-05T09:07:19","date_gmt":"2011-05-05T08:07:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/?p=3825"},"modified":"2012-05-29T21:35:35","modified_gmt":"2012-05-29T20:35:35","slug":"food-warning-this-is-no-laughing-matter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2011\/05\/food-warning-this-is-no-laughing-matter\/","title":{"rendered":"Food warning &#8211; this is no laughing matter."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So there I was starving. OK not starving just in the mood for some fridge raiding and face stuffing to supplement my already well stuffed face. So I am scanning the kitchen and suddenly my eyes alight on this 3 pack of stuff.\u00a0 Wow that looks tasty I thought. What could I have that with?<\/p>\n<p>Some mayo? Some fresh bread\u00a0 and pickle? Maybe I could grill it with some cheese. Or hey let\u2019s face it it looks so damn good I will just shove it right into my chops right now. Raw. Yum.<\/p>\n<p>And then I noticed this.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/P1070779.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" style=\"display: inline; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"P1070779\" src=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/P1070779_thumb.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"P1070779\" width=\"163\" height=\"244\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I nearly burst into tears. It was so close. In my hand and nearing my great open gob when I saw it. Thank God it was clearly labelled. Lord I will never take your name in vain again.\u00a0 Thank you manufacturer of the blue gloopy weird stuff or God\u00a0 knows what could have happened. (well come on then now we\u2019re on talking terms what would have happened?) That was bloody close. I\u2019m telling you.<\/p>\n<p>So warn your friends, in case there blue gloopy weird stuff\u00a0 isn\u2019t quite so well marked. DO NOT EAT.<\/p>\n<p>I can relax now I\u2019ve passed that along. Exhale.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re welcome.<\/p>\n<p>Twitter: @alisonsdiary<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So there I was starving. OK not starving just in the mood for some fridge raiding and face stuffing to supplement my already well stuffed&#8230;<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25,24,104,83,1161,77],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3825"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3825"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3825\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}