{"id":3798,"date":"2011-05-01T08:36:50","date_gmt":"2011-05-01T07:36:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/?p=3798"},"modified":"2012-05-29T21:35:35","modified_gmt":"2012-05-29T20:35:35","slug":"lest-we-forget-guffaw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2011\/05\/lest-we-forget-guffaw\/","title":{"rendered":"Lest we forget &#8211; Guffaw"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I couldn&#8217;t resist it. Really. Just look.<br \/>\nAll the advice and cash and this is the result.<br \/>\nIf there is a style gene in the human DNA string it is missing presumed dead and gawn.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Bea.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3799\" title=\"Bea\" src=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Bea.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"634\" height=\"801\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Bea.jpg 634w, https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Bea-237x300.jpg 237w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 634px) 100vw, 634px\" \/><\/a>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The one on the right looks like a petrol pump. if she stands still long enough someone will lift that curly majig off her head and try to fit the nozzle in the petrol tank of their car.<br \/>\nThe one on the left&#8230;&#8230;..well&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.really being sued for defamation is not on my list of ideal past times so for once I will refrain .Oh bugger it no I won&#8217;t the BOAC (circa 72) air hostess hat, the explosion in a Vera Duckworth paint shop top and the skirt. Also is it just me &#8211; not known for my fashion sense &#8211; but is she not wearing her sisters shoes.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Bea.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3799\" title=\"Bea\" src=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Bea-237x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"237\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Bea-237x300.jpg 237w, https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Bea.jpg 634w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 237px) 100vw, 237px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I couldn&#8217;t resist it. Really. Just look. All the advice and cash and this is the result. If there is a style gene in the&#8230;<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25,24,104,83,1161,77],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3798"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3798"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3798\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}