{"id":3768,"date":"2011-04-26T12:04:31","date_gmt":"2011-04-26T11:04:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/?p=3768"},"modified":"2012-05-29T21:35:36","modified_gmt":"2012-05-29T20:35:36","slug":"teenwolf-loses-his-marbles-and-his-trousers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2011\/04\/teenwolf-loses-his-marbles-and-his-trousers\/","title":{"rendered":"Teenwolf loses his marbles and his trousers."},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_3770\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3770\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/P1070344.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/P1070344-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"P1070344\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3770\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/P1070344-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/P1070344-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/P1070344.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3770\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Oops Teenwolf is asleep again.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>He was up early, hair on end looking confused. He shuffled from the shower trying to wake up as he has  French exam today.<br \/>\nSudden wolf noise resounded through the house.<br \/>\n\u2018Arrgh Mum!\u201d<br \/>\nWhat<br \/>\n\u2018I can\u2019t find my school trousers\u2019<\/p>\n<p>This is despite being told day after day, night after night, week after week,  fold them up, put them on a chair, uncrumple them from your sports bag before you crash out.<\/p>\n<p>As it was an exam day though I didn\u2019t launch into the nag of old, I decided instead to go and help not wanting an almighty mega strop to kick off.<\/p>\n<p>I found him, him on his hands and knees in front not his chest of drawers rifling madly through the contents.<br \/>\n\u2018Where are they?\u2019 he  moaned in despair<br \/>\nI don\u2019t know I said. Now calm down. Where have you looked?<br \/>\n&#8216;Everywhere!&#8217; he puffed in a state of exasperation<br \/>\nOK , Don\u2019t panic. Now are those your old ones?<br \/>\n&#8216;What ones?&#8217;<br \/>\nThose ones?  I said pointing at him<br \/>\n&#8216;WHICH ONES?&#8217; he said getting increasingly frustrated<br \/>\nThe ones you are wearing.<\/p>\n<p>His reponse? A huge grin.<\/p>\n<p>School trouser disaappearance solved. Trousers found, on leg.<\/p>\n<p>As he sat scoffing his nosebag for breakfast, grin still in place,  he caught my eye.<br \/>\n&#8216;Yup&#8217;. he said &#8216;A classic&#8217;.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He was up early, hair on end looking confused. He shuffled from the shower trying to wake up as he has French exam today. Sudden&#8230;<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25,24,104,83,1161,77],"tags":[1584],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3768"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3768"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3768\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3768"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3768"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3768"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}