{"id":3731,"date":"2011-04-22T12:47:59","date_gmt":"2011-04-22T11:47:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/?p=3731"},"modified":"2012-05-29T21:45:23","modified_gmt":"2012-05-29T20:45:23","slug":"oooh-look-is-that-a-barrage-balloon-nope-just-a-woman-with-water-retention","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2011\/04\/oooh-look-is-that-a-barrage-balloon-nope-just-a-woman-with-water-retention\/","title":{"rendered":"Oooh look is that a barrage balloon &#8211; nope just a woman with water retention."},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_3733\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3733\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/P1040212.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/P1040212-300x199.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"P1040212\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3733\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/P1040212-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/P1040212-1024x680.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/P1040212.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3733\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Easter Eggs all painted by Prure to represent each one of us.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Sometimes life gets in the way of blog posts.<br \/>\nThat\u2019s where we are.<br \/>\nA gathering of easter egg fanatics imminent and an empty cupboard.<br \/>\nSo not a domestic goddess.<br \/>\nSo. Not a goddess.<br \/>\nSo. Not domestic.<br \/>\nTeenwolf finished for Easter, I have to go collect him, I have no car, I have no food, I am retaining so much water I may get a job for the Commonwealth Games in Glasgow as an event pool.<br \/>\nWhy when a woman retains water does she just inflate all day and then BANG!  The 3am wake-up call as the body goes OK expel water NOW. QUICK!!!<br \/>\nAwake and pissing like a race horse. The brain wakes up.<br \/>\nHELLO.<br \/>\nAfter an hour lying awake in bed, might as well get up and eat chocolate, speak to the dogs.<br \/>\nBy 7am exhausted, black bags under the eyes and interestingly the shape of a gigantic chocolate egg the cup of tea, coffee, juice &#038; water retention has started again.<br \/>\nThe circle of life.<br \/>\nThe cycle of a woman.<br \/>\nThis is a hormone related event.<br \/>\nBring me chocolate and lots of it.<br \/>\nNOW.<br \/>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3735\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3735\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/10.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/10-300x219.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"10\" width=\"300\" height=\"219\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3735\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/10-300x219.jpg 300w, https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/10.jpg 590w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3735\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">A barrage balloon = Me  - caught unaware - naked.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/p>\n<p>HAPPY EASTER<br \/>\nLots of love<br \/>\nThe egg x<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes life gets in the way of blog posts. That\u2019s where we are. A gathering of easter egg fanatics imminent and an empty cupboard. 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