{"id":3714,"date":"2011-04-21T07:15:03","date_gmt":"2011-04-21T06:15:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/?p=3714"},"modified":"2012-05-29T21:45:23","modified_gmt":"2012-05-29T20:45:23","slug":"latest-accessory-for-spring-2011-cheap-as-chips","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2011\/04\/latest-accessory-for-spring-2011-cheap-as-chips\/","title":{"rendered":"Latest accessory for Spring 2011 & cheap as chips!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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You make me wear this hat. Serves you right you need to clear up after me.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

The latest accessory for the man\/woman about town.\u00a0 Always secreted in the pocket of the dog owner it is the ubiquitous pooh bag. As the keeper of two scraggy mutts I have them stuffed into pockets, handbags, car glove compartments, jeans pockets, my change purse, my spec case.\u00a0 They are everywhere \u2013 they fall out of every drawer in our house and quite often at meetings or when having lunch with friends I\u00a0 put my hand into my bag and take a handful of pooh bags out.\u00a0 Very Anouska Hempel<\/a>.<\/p>\n

My husband as an ex scout is always prepared too. In fact he produced one at a meeting with his banker the other day. Stylish. Having said that bankers have been in the shit a lot recently so they\u2019d\u00a0 likely be very familiar with them.<\/p>\n

As my Dad used to say \u2018You live a long time after you\u2019re laughed at\u2019<\/p>\n

Strange and unusual things falling out handbags is nothing new of course. My pal Jenny was going to Spain for 8 weeks to do a\u00a0<\/a>TEFL \u00a0course \u2013 how to teach english as a foreign language. There were a lot of them doing it and she was last to\u00a0fly out to\u00a0Spain \u00a0so had been given a shopping list for what the\u00a0Scots in Spain \u00a0were pining for\u2026 Branston Pickle,<\/a> Paxo Stuffing<\/a> and condoms.\u00a0 No they were not nymphomaniacs but\u00a0 getting a condom in Spain in those days was like trying to find a deep fried pizza and chips on Gwyneth Paltrows<\/a> lap. So being a thoughtful and diligent friend she swallowed her pride, hit Boots<\/a> the chemist and with a reddish face left\u00a0 with her handbag bulging with Durex<\/a> featherlight. After some more last minute shopping for the Branston and the Paxo\u00a0 we met for a coffee and a farewell\u00a0 in a pub in the centre of the city, where we sat and gossiped for ages. Suddenly it was late, Jenny jumped up to pay the bill and as she swung her handbag over her shoulder,\u00a0 lost her grip and the whole thing upended scattering dozens of condoms all around.\u00a0 She might as well have had the word SLUT tattooed on her head.<\/p>\n

She went to Spain the next day.
\nShe never came back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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