{"id":3607,"date":"2011-04-15T06:47:31","date_gmt":"2011-04-15T05:47:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2011\/04\/15\/kids-bullied-by-tattooed-gran-the-truth-behind-a-fat-bum\/"},"modified":"2012-05-29T21:45:24","modified_gmt":"2012-05-29T20:45:24","slug":"kids-bullied-by-tattooed-gran-the-truth-behind-a-fat-bum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2011\/04\/kids-bullied-by-tattooed-gran-the-truth-behind-a-fat-bum\/","title":{"rendered":"Kids bullied by tattooed Gran & the truth behind a fat bum."},"content":{"rendered":"
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Give this to the gym and never go. A classic move.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Yesterday I went to the gym for the first time in weeks. It was hell. It was. The first bummer was I couldn\u2019t get the car parked near enough to the door. So I drove away. Then by the time I hit the traffic lights I gave myself a rather loud talking too \u2013 much to the amusement of the guy in the car next door. So I about turned and went back.<\/p>\n

I looked into\u00a0 the pool. There was one person in so that was a no no. I am not revealing the horror legs in public even it was a 98 year old woman floating blind with goggles on. No it can\u2019t be done. So I decided on the gym \u2013 aka the torture equipment.<\/p>\n

The first annoyance was I couldn\u2019t find where to put my headphones in. After clunking around for a while I found the spot. Put them in and what a load of crap was on the telly. That really doesn\u2019t help. 2 channels showing property programs \u2013 yawn. One showing Doctors \u2013 who wrote that? A 12 year old. Actually that\u2019s insulting to 12 year olds. Eventually I plumped (pun intended) for a cooking show. What a bloody stupid idea that was as I puffed and panted on the horrible wheezy up and down leg machine I stared into the depths of a large metal based saucepan which held about a gallon of melted chocolate. It was eye porn to the foodie. I was literally slavering as I rumbled off the machine and returned\u00a0 to the changing room. 10 minutes of that shit is enough.<\/p>\n

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This was not the tattooed gran I saw. But holy shit! What is this about?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Next stop the supermarket where I bought lots of fruit and veg and a massive pack of Kitkats on special offer, crisps \u2013 baked so really not that bad \u2013 and some new Fox\u2019s chocolate biscuits. as I stood at the check out a lardy old bat covered in tattoos started shouting at the two very young kids in her care. Say about 2 and 3 respectively.<\/p>\n

\u2018WHAT ARE YOU WINGEING ABOOT?\u2019 she squawked as the window of the supermarket threatened to shatter. Vile bullying old trout. So what do you do? I watched as she shouted at these 2 wee souls\u00a0 whilst shovelling a half hundred weight of chips into her great open cavern of a face. What a bloody nightmare.\u00a0 By the time I got home \u2013 3 minutes later I had had a Foxes biscuit, a packet of crisps and an apple. Do you call Child Protection? Do you hope it was a one-off? Do you approach Jabba The Hutt and get a panelling? It\u2019s a hard call. Answers on a post card please.<\/p>\n

So that\u2019s been my day so far. How\u2019s yours?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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