{"id":3236,"date":"2011-03-24T14:44:32","date_gmt":"2011-03-24T14:44:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/?p=3236"},"modified":"2012-05-29T21:40:01","modified_gmt":"2012-05-29T20:40:01","slug":"spots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2011\/03\/spots\/","title":{"rendered":"Spots"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1294\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1294\" style=\"width: 102px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/fake-tan.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1294\" title=\"fake tan\" src=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/fake-tan.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"102\" height=\"120\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1294\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Quite realistic really<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Things were going \u00a0well. The toxicity of my body at the weekend was reverting to near normal. The evidence of badness is a crop of rather impressive spots on my chin. Each one must repesent a bottle of wine consumed in party mode. \u00a0I considered a balaclava but when Teenwolf has experienced a beezer of a spot I aye tell him to let it breath and leave it alone or it will spread.<\/p>\n<p>These words of wisdom come from my Mum who imparted this knowledge to me when I was but a youth. So trying to avoid hypocrisy \u2013 at least for the morning \u2013 I went bare faced. By 11am I was back in front of the mirror applying thick slicks of make-up to my chin.<\/p>\n<p>Everyone I met, and I mean everyone, started off well enough talking to me and looking me in the eye. But before long their eyes were drawn to\u00a0 a selection of other large red eyes staring at them from my lower face. \u00a0So clarted and orange I went about my day.<\/p>\n<p>Now the colour of a Kiaora Orange juice I am off to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/radioscotland\">BBC<\/a> to present Get It On tonight. You can listen online if you fancy 6-8pm on bbc.co.uk\/radio scotland ook for Get It on or listen live and that&#8217;s me. Contact the show at getiton@bbc.co.uk and let me know what your suggetsions are for tonights theme &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/pages\/Get-It-On-With-Bryan-Burnett\/91139434498\">details here<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oh and horror of horrors spots will soon be the least of my worries&#8230;.. as teenwolf has done what I dreaded he might. He has bagged his blog. He says his first post goes live tonight. We&#8217;ll see.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things were going \u00a0well. The toxicity of my body at the weekend was reverting to near normal. The evidence of badness is a crop of&#8230;<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25],"tags":[333,1127,520,1584],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3236"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3236"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3236\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3236"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3236"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3236"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}