{"id":3137,"date":"2011-03-16T09:43:58","date_gmt":"2011-03-16T09:43:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/?p=3137"},"modified":"2016-03-21T13:56:37","modified_gmt":"2016-03-21T13:56:37","slug":"teenwolf-is-set-the-ultimate-challenge-can-he-rise-to-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2011\/03\/teenwolf-is-set-the-ultimate-challenge-can-he-rise-to-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Teenwolf is set the ultimate challenge….can he rise to it?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Afraid – truly afraid<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

What do you give a teenage boy to whip him into a frenzy?<\/p>\n

Beer?<\/p>\n

Beer that cannot be detected on the breath by the sharp nosed parent?<\/p>\n

A one on one with the cheerleaders of the national rugby team?<\/p>\n

Fake ID?<\/p>\n

\"Hmmmn<\/a>X Ray eyes?<\/p>\n

An ability to study whilst listening to their Ipod, texting their friends and Facebooking \u2013 oh no of course, according to teenwolf they can do that.<\/p>\n

A pizza the size of a sports stadium?<\/p>\n

Some \u2018`how to get the ladyeeeez to`LOVE you\u2019 tips from Jayzee?<\/p>\n

Yes to one or all of the above.<\/p>\n

One thing that will not however get them into a frenzy, is the package I took home today.<\/p>\n

As you can see it looks rather intriguing. It was as teenwolf undid the tags on the side and as it burst into it\u2019s upright glory .it resembled one of those cloth tunnels he had as \u00a0a 3 year old from IKEA which he spent many hours climbing through.<\/p>\n

\u2018God Mum it\u2019s not a tunnel is it?<\/p>\n

\u2018Yes\u2019.<\/p>\n

\u2018You\u2019re joking! \u2018<\/p>\n

\u2018Well yes\u2019.<\/p>\n

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A hat for unfeasibly large head?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

\u2018Oh\u2026well \u2018, he muttered as he looked in a bemused fashion into the very belly of the cloth beast as it stood on it\u2019s end.<\/p>\n

\u2018Well what\u00a0 is it?\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018Ok sit down,\u2019 he sat down \u2018this is an alien concept, an implement \u00a0which will stun and confuse you\u2019.<\/p>\n

A nervous tick emerged as he watched me suspiciously.<\/p>\n

\u2018It is a \u2026\u2019<\/p>\n

Pause for effect<\/p>\n

For once I had his full attention<\/p>\n

\u2018\u2026.Laundry basket\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018A what?\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018A receptacle into which you put your dirty laundry.\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018Oh\u2019 \u00a0instant and extreme disinterest is now displayed.<\/p>\n

\u2018Anything that is dirty that does not go in here, will not be washed.\u2019<\/p>\n

He gave me that \u2018och Mum I know how much you love me this is bound to a temporary arrangement\u2019 grin.<\/p>\n

I gave him the evil eye.<\/p>\n

\u2018 I mean it.\u2019<\/p>\n

So off he went to do his homework. AKA Sit in front of the computer, facebooking his pals, strumming the guitar, texting, listening to his Ipod \u2013 oh \u00a0but only after spreading his school books on the kitchen table so when I walk in he can quick as a flash sit in front of them and look studious. I shall post an update in 24 hours\u2026what do you think the odds are of anything being in it?<\/p>\n

Please examine the artists (if you can call me that!) impression of the process\u00a0 below. – I am the one with the big bottom on the left. Double click on it to make it bigger – but beware it is Teenwolf’s lair. Welcome to my world.
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