{"id":3040,"date":"2011-03-11T13:31:44","date_gmt":"2011-03-11T13:31:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/?p=3040"},"modified":"2012-05-29T21:46:31","modified_gmt":"2012-05-29T20:46:31","slug":"drunken-doughball-ages-woman-me-75-years-in-one-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2011\/03\/drunken-doughball-ages-woman-me-75-years-in-one-night\/","title":{"rendered":"Drunken doughball ages woman – me – 75 years in one night."},"content":{"rendered":"
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The joy of escaping the testosterone infested house for a night was in my heart as I drove up to Aberdeen, in Scotland\u2019s North East yesterday. A wild night at the annual Oil & Gas Quiz<\/a> which raises thousands for Spinal Injuries Scotland<\/a>. It is a sell out year to year and having MC\u2019d for a few years I know the score\u00a0 and the people involved so it went off like\u00a0 rocket.<\/p>\n

Loads of money was raised, we gave away a car \u2013 no that is not a misprint a Fiat Panda no less \u2013 and loads of other great stuff. The final total we\u2019re not sure of yet but it\u2019s tons. in fact it was such a reat night wo tables have already been booked for this the event next year.<\/p>\n

So about 1am I headed back to my room \u2013 no I did not go to the bar for a change \u2013 the idea of a snore free sleep, without having a hairy top lipped teen wolf wandering around demanding a refill for his nosebag every 30 minutes meant the idea of collapsing into my bed, with a book and whisky \u2013 God I sound 145 ! \u2013 was too much to resist. Well that and my pal Gordon is having a monumental party this weekend and my house will be full of boozers from Friday \u2013 Sunday \u2013 HELP! ensured I avoided late night shenanigans.<\/p>\n

So head down light out &\u00a0 out like a light.<\/p>\n

Cut to 3.30 am\u00a0 when I am woken by a snuffling clicking noise. God I thought someone is trying to get into my room.<\/p>\n

As I lay there now wide awake I realised it was a plastered nit wit of the first order who had gone to the bar and had lost the ability to operate a door handle guddling around trying to get into their bedroom nextdoor. Now not in their defence it wasn\u2019t even a key it was a credit card key where you just brush it over the handle area and door springs open. As I lay there getting angrier, and more awake I nearly jumped up and out and said \u2018For Gods sake let me do it!\u2019 but luckily I realised I was naked and that the poor unfortunate recipient of my naked ranting would probably sue me for trauma. So I lay there, til they got in, which was about 15 minutes!!! and then lay awake\u00a0 for hours and hours.<\/p>\n

Back in Edinbugh\u00a0 now eyes like pee holes in the snow, I want to go to sleep, not dance til dawn, drink marguaritas and sing loud songs but well – needs must. I am off for a bath now, a lie down \u2013 ( Oh God I really I am 149) and then I will just over apply too much make-up and go for it. Gordon has whipped up about 50 old pals for his birthday so……….another big weekend ahead! If I survive I will report.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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