{"id":2804,"date":"2011-02-15T18:00:50","date_gmt":"2011-02-15T18:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/?p=2804"},"modified":"2012-05-29T21:47:30","modified_gmt":"2012-05-29T20:47:30","slug":"have-a-teenwolf-is-this-why-i-am-turning-into-a-werewolf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2011\/02\/have-a-teenwolf-is-this-why-i-am-turning-into-a-werewolf\/","title":{"rendered":"Living with teenwolf is this why I am turning into a Werewolf?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/hairy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-2845\" title=\"hairy\" src=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/hairy-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>All of a sudden I look in the mirror and the eyebrows are like wild bushes, there are stray chin spikes &#8211; WTF? is this emerging after a winter of hiding in the dark. The sunshine is lovely but when scrutinising the face in the mirror it brings me out in lumps. Well there are lumps there so I am assuming the have just come out or have they alio been lurking there all the time but not acknowledged in the half light of the bathroom mirror in January.<\/p>\n<p>So here&#8217;s February. The pale white rough face &#8211; hell I need a pumice stone for my face. What? Is this age? Weather? A bad joke? No &#8211; just me it seems.<\/p>\n<p>A maintenance call. Off to the hairdresser. Every 6 weeks. No way. It costs too much. I found some hair in the sink last night and realised teenwolf had been chopping his own hair. I considered if for a second and then in light of the horror face thought no I need a grown up to show me how to hide my face with hairy swathes. So off I go. On my way home I\u00a0collect teenwolf.\u00a0As he clambered in\u00a0he said &#8216;What have you done now?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Filling me with confidence as usual.<\/p>\n<p>Highlights I answered.<\/p>\n<p>Highlights?!! \u00a0You look like badger.<\/p>\n<p>A very angry badger I snapped back.<\/p>\n<p>Why\u00a0are we stopping here? he asked.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re walking home. I announced.\u00a0 Badgers are dangerous they carry TB not teenagers.<\/p>\n<p>Out he went. walking 500 yards home wasn&#8217;t too tortuous but it helped me when I got back to the set to calm down before he came in smirking.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All of a sudden I look in the mirror and the eyebrows are like wild bushes, there are stray chin spikes &#8211; WTF? is this&#8230;<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25,24,104,83,1161,77,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2804"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2804"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2804\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2804"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2804"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2804"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}