{"id":2752,"date":"2011-02-05T01:00:38","date_gmt":"2011-02-05T01:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/?p=2752"},"modified":"2012-05-29T21:48:30","modified_gmt":"2012-05-29T20:48:30","slug":"new-boots-panties-thatll-be-next","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2011\/02\/new-boots-panties-thatll-be-next\/","title":{"rendered":"New boots &#038; panties &#8211; that&#8217;ll be next."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Flora-in-coat-sams-chops.bmp\"><img class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-2755\" title=\"Flora in coat sams chops\" src=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Flora-in-coat-sams-chops.bmp\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>Against all odds I have turn into the sort of person who buys their dog a coat. I know. What has become of me?<br \/>\nNot only have I bought a coat for Flora \u00a0my half haggis half womble Greyfriars Bobby look a like but I have bought one that makes her look like a mobile bagpipe and I don&#8217;t care. I velcro her wee fat hairy body into it and am happy to be seen out in public with her.<br \/>\nShe loves it. Blowing 90 mph gales and her belly dragging through the mud (I know how she feels) but now she arrives home spruced and delighted.<br \/>\nTeenwolf and long suffering husband have both refused to take her out wearing it. Fine. Have either of them looked in a full length mirror recently?<\/p>\n<p>Now all I have to do is convince the almost labrador that the reason she didn&#8217;t get\u00a0a\u00a0coat of her own \u00a0is cos she is waterproof anyway and of course Flora is my favourite. Joking. Just wanted to see your face.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Against all odds I have turn into the sort of person who buys their dog a coat. I know. What has become of me? Not&#8230;<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25,24,104,83,1161,77,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2752"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2752"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2752\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2752"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2752"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2752"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}