{"id":2018,"date":"2010-11-20T08:59:40","date_gmt":"2010-11-20T08:59:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/?p=2018"},"modified":"2012-05-29T21:50:54","modified_gmt":"2012-05-29T20:50:54","slug":"someone-is-taking-the-p-literally","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2010\/11\/someone-is-taking-the-p-literally\/","title":{"rendered":"Someone is taking the p*** &#8211; literally."},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_2021\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2021\" style=\"width: 140px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/Cow-urine.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2021\" title=\"Cow urine\" src=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/Cow-urine.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"140\" height=\"93\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2021\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Splash it on all over - you&#39;ll never get a lumber<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>There were various aftershaves I came into contact during my teenage years courtesy of the youths that were drenching themselves in vile smelling liquid. Some that jump to mind include Brut 33 , Denim, Old Spice, Hi Karate!\u00a0 and Tabac. They bring a mixture of bile, elation and nostalgia.<\/p>\n<p>If you thought they were foul then how about\u00a0a\u00a0new aftershave in India\u00a0 which is making a splash -literally &#8211; it is made of cow&#8217;s urine.<\/p>\n<p>God your average teenager will love it. Something surging with hormones and\u00a0musky &#8211; \u00a0oh no that is a teenager sorry.<\/p>\n<p>So I wonder what would you call this new arrival on the aftershave scene?<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Bovine P<\/strong><\/em> ? <strong>From the kidneys with love.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Have a look at this ad for Denim it is fabulously bad &#8211; beware loud snorts may emanate from your nose and mouth.<br \/>\n<object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/j5TuGQcXgc8?fs=1&amp;hl=en_GB\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/j5TuGQcXgc8?fs=1&amp;hl=en_GB\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There were various aftershaves I came into contact during my teenage years courtesy of the youths that were drenching themselves in vile smelling liquid. Some&#8230;<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25,24],"tags":[933,937,936,120,934,935],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2018"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2018"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2018\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2018"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2018"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2018"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}