{"id":158,"date":"2010-02-23T22:17:39","date_gmt":"2010-02-23T22:17:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/?p=158"},"modified":"2012-05-29T22:02:01","modified_gmt":"2012-05-29T21:02:01","slug":"early-morning-ahead-bad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2010\/02\/early-morning-ahead-bad\/","title":{"rendered":"Early morning ahead, BAD"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Me, prior to make-up this morning.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

As you can see above\u00a0early morning is not my thing and tomorrow,\u00a0Wednesday, \u00a0I’ve \u00a0to be at work\u00a0by 7.30am\u00a0 to go on camera –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0ha ha ha ha ha<\/em><\/strong> – I can hear you from here. And quite right too. Long gone are the days when I can wake up in the morning with the same shaped face as the one that I took to bed the night before. In fact I am considering not going to bed at all to save the\u00a0 melted wax face making an appearance on national telly.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Of \u00a0course I will, and then there I will \u00a0lie. awake for hours worrying about whether\u00a0 I’ve\u00a0got the right clothes in my bag, how long will it take me to get there, will anyone see my hands on camera? The\u00a0fingers\u00a0are stumpy with raggedy nails and frankly would put anyone off their dinner – normally not an issue but this is a\u00a0 cooking program so I may have to wear gloves.\u00a0 I will look\u00a0 like a bad Michael Jackson tribute act -with two gloves\u00a0instead of one. Hey ho.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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Me showing off my new mono glove to hide my nails<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Actually I did enquire as to whether or not there was a plastic surgeon on the set and they laughed. They though I was joking.\u00a0 Which is why I look a bit angry in this photograph.\u00a0 Nice hat though.<\/p>\n

Will update once I get a look in the make-up artists back as to her latest tricks to hold back the years. Alx<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

As you can see above\u00a0early morning is not my thing and tomorrow,\u00a0Wednesday, \u00a0I’ve \u00a0to be at work\u00a0by 7.30am\u00a0 to go on camera –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0ha ha ha…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25,24,104],"tags":[27,30,28,26,29],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=158"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}