{"id":1499,"date":"2010-08-30T11:13:52","date_gmt":"2010-08-30T10:13:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/?p=1499"},"modified":"2012-05-29T21:53:00","modified_gmt":"2012-05-29T20:53:00","slug":"10-years-younger-instantly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2010\/08\/10-years-younger-instantly\/","title":{"rendered":"10 years younger instantly."},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1500\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1500\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/050106131438_mooning_of_the_chimpanzee.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-1500\" title=\"050106131438_mooning_of_the_chimpanzee\" src=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/050106131438_mooning_of_the_chimpanzee-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1500\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">My face? A chimps arse? Which is which?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>A wild weekend shows in every way these days. And so this morning I get online with a face like a chimps backside.\u00a0 There is an email saying \u2018how to look 10 years younger instantly\u2019 and I click on it. Before I even look at it, I click away disgusted with the state of myself.\u00a0 How to look 10 years younger instantlyfor heavens sake . I know the only way this would be possible is by gathering the folds of skin that hang from my chops into a bunch and using a clothes peg at the back of the head to hold it in place. Then I would have to wear a hat to hide the peg holding the gathers of flesh &#8211;\u00a0 and then I would look even worse than I do just now. How to look 10 years younger instantly? Lose your glasses or don\u2019t look in a mirror. And that\u2019s free.<\/p>\n<p>Watching a program about gorillas last night on BBC2. A teenage gorilla  went loping off into the jungle. The narrator commented \u2018raging hormones  and aggressive tendencies means he distances himself from the group  \u2018Remind you of anyone? I asked teenwolf pointedly. \u2018Yes you\u2019. He said  not missing a beat. Fair point.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A wild weekend shows in every way these days. And so this morning I get online with a face like a chimps backside.\u00a0 There is&#8230;<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25,24,104,83,1161,77,1],"tags":[793,794,7,1584],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1499"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1499"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1499\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}