{"id":1175,"date":"2010-06-29T17:24:51","date_gmt":"2010-06-29T16:24:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/?p=1175"},"modified":"2012-05-29T21:55:51","modified_gmt":"2012-05-29T20:55:51","slug":"beef-cake-touches-beef-steak-horror","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2010\/06\/beef-cake-touches-beef-steak-horror\/","title":{"rendered":"Beef cake touches beef steak horror!"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1176\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1176\" style=\"width: 105px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/images-21.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1176\" title=\"images-2\" src=\"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/images-21.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"105\" height=\"136\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1176\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The most activity you can expect from himself<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>BBQ \u00a0RULES \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 A friend sent me this and it made me larf out loud. Too true.<\/p>\n<p>We \u00a0are now in the middle of our usually very short BBQ season. Therefore it \u00a0is important to refresh your memory on the \u00a0etiquette of this sublime \u00a0outdoor \u00a0cooking activity \u00a0. When a \u00a0man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain \u00a0of events are put into \u00a0motion:<\/p>\n<p>Routine&#8230;<br \/>\n(1) \u00a0The \u00a0woman buys the food.<br \/>\n(2) \u00a0The \u00a0woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, \u00a0and makes dessert.<br \/>\n(3) \u00a0The \u00a0woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it \u00a0on a tray along with the necessary cooking \u00a0utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who \u00a0is lounging beside the grill &#8211; beer in \u00a0hand.<br \/>\n(4) \u00a0The \u00a0woman remains outside the compulsory three meter \u00a0exclusion zone where the exuberance of \u00a0testosterone and other manly bonding activities \u00a0can take place without the interference of the \u00a0woman.<\/p>\n<p>Here \u00a0comes the important \u00a0part:<br \/>\n(5) THE MAN \u00a0PLACES THE MEAT ON THE \u00a0GRILL.<\/p>\n<p>More \u00a0routine&#8230;.<br \/>\n(6) \u00a0The \u00a0woman goes inside to organize the plates and \u00a0cutlery.<br \/>\n(7) \u00a0The \u00a0woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is \u00a0looking great. He thanks her and asks if she \u00a0will bring another beer while he flips the meat<\/p>\n<p>Important \u00a0again:<br \/>\n(8) \u00a0THE MAN \u00a0TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE \u00a0WOMAN.<\/p>\n<p>More \u00a0routine&#8230;<br \/>\n(9) The \u00a0woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, \u00a0utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to \u00a0the table.<\/p>\n<p>(10) After \u00a0eating, the woman clears the table and does the \u00a0dishes.<\/p>\n<p>And \u00a0most important of \u00a0all:<br \/>\n(11) \u00a0Everyone \u00a0PRAISES the \u00a0MAN and \u00a0THANKS \u00a0HIM \u00a0for his \u00a0cooking efforts.<\/p>\n<p>(12) \u00a0The man \u00a0asks the woman how she enjoyed \u00a0&#8216; \u00a0her \u00a0night off \u00a0&#8216; \u00a0and, \u00a0upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that \u00a0there&#8217;s just no pleasing some \u00a0women!<\/p>\n<p>,<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 17px; font-size: small;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"line-height: 19px;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BBQ \u00a0RULES \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 A friend sent me this and it made me larf out loud. 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