{"id":1011,"date":"2010-05-21T19:45:07","date_gmt":"2010-05-21T18:45:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/?p=1011"},"modified":"2012-05-29T21:57:10","modified_gmt":"2012-05-29T20:57:10","slug":"ode-to-ronan-the-rat-boyzone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/2010\/05\/ode-to-ronan-the-rat-boyzone\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode to Ronan the Rat – Boyzone."},"content":{"rendered":"

Ronan Keating\u00a0 – you great balloon.<\/p>\n

Caught with your breeks nae up but doon\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n

Yer poor wife Yvonne is afa’ pit oot.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n

Ye gormless shaggin’ hairy galoot.<\/p>\n

Yer fans right now will think you’re a nit,\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n

A\u00a0thoughtless, two-faced, over-sexed\u00a0s**t.<\/p>\n

But the sad and\u00a0hard truth is of all of these folk\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n

You’re the poor sod who’ll be lonely (not broke)<\/p>\n

But ye can’t cuddle money, you’ve blown it daft lad<\/p>\n

\u00a0The\u00a0chance to remain as a husband and dad\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n

It’s too late already to turn back the clock\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n

\u00a0You shouldn’t have listened to your best friend –\u00a0your c***<\/p>\n

You’re still in the Boy<\/strong>zone\u00a0\u00a0as the mark of a man<\/p>\n

Is to cherish his family\u00a0not flush’em down\u00a0the pan.<\/p>\n

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Less of the smiling please.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Ronan – you rat. You dirty rat. How could you? Why did you?\u00a0Was that gentle smiling Irish lad a myth then? So it seems the\u00a0twinkly eyed man\u00a0who \u00a0lounged on couches playing Nintendo Brain Training games with his gorgeous wife\u00a0 with their lovely wee kiddies gamboling around them was a hoodwinker. Now\u00a0we know he’s a shagger\u00a0we suspect him of keeping a glad eye on the Production Assistant or texting a slapper during the break in filming as his wife rushed off to feed the babbies. Aye. Ronan you rat.<\/p>\n

\u00a0Young Ronan wedged himself into the consciousness of the masses with gentle love songs, written from the heart. His public displays of affection and devotion to his wife and kids were things that dreams were made of. And it was all horses***. Ah well. Ronan wasn’t built in a day but he could be destroyed in one.<\/p>\n

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Got that off my chest then.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ronan Keating\u00a0 – you great balloon. Caught with your breeks nae up but doon\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Yer poor wife Yvonne is afa’ pit oot.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ye gormless shaggin’…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25,24],"tags":[170,169],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1011"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1011"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1011\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1011"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1011"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alisonsdiary.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1011"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}