Month: April 2011
How to get legs like Christie Brinkley.
Yes it is luck of the draw I suppose but I can’t help but be intrigued that Christie Brinkley gets the 8 foot leg arrangement…
Life is sometimes shit
Mornings are hard enough without having to look into your dogs bottom first thing. Living with the two dafties though there is no legislating what…
Blackberry V iphone V trim phone
I got a Blackberry Not because I wanted one but because my last phone fell in the bath. When I was in it. Run yourself…
Teenwolf loses his marbles and his trousers.
He was up early, hair on end looking confused. He shuffled from the shower trying to wake up as he has French exam today. Sudden…
Psychic family – Dag nabbit. It’s a rabbit.
Ok so the kids are older, I mean a lot older. They are all now teenagers (God help us). All nieces and nephews are that…
Oooh look is that a barrage balloon – nope just a woman with water retention.
Sometimes life gets in the way of blog posts. That’s where we are. A gathering of easter egg fanatics imminent and an empty cupboard. So…
Latest accessory for Spring 2011 & cheap as chips!
The latest accessory for the man/woman about town. Always secreted in the pocket of the dog owner it is the ubiquitous pooh bag. As the…
Podcast: Alison’s Diary clocked Michael McIntyre was gonna be big and told him.
One night after seeing Michael McIntyre at the Edinburgh Festival doing his stand up I grabbed him and told him I wanted to be his…
Cougar Town US – Hyena Town UK
The idea of Courtney Cox being ultimately attractive to younger men isn’t exactly a shock. She looks years younger than her years (unless she IS…
Drinking and the heebie jeebies.
I love it. I do. I love sitting round a table with my friends, pouring wine down my neck and laughing (or crying) for…