Someone is taking the p*** – literally.

Splash it on all over - you'll never get a lumber

There were various aftershaves I came into contact during my teenage years courtesy of the youths that were drenching themselves in vile smelling liquid. Some that jump to mind include Brut 33 , Denim, Old Spice, Hi Karate!  and Tabac. They bring a mixture of bile, elation and nostalgia.

If you thought they were foul then how about a new aftershave in India  which is making a splash -literally – it is made of cow’s urine.

God your average teenager will love it. Something surging with hormones and musky –  oh no that is a teenager sorry.

So I wonder what would you call this new arrival on the aftershave scene?

Bovine P ? From the kidneys with love.

Have a look at this ad for Denim it is fabulously bad – beware loud snorts may emanate from your nose and mouth.


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