![Cow urine](https://alisonsdiary.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Cow-urine.jpg)
There were various aftershaves I came into contact during my teenage years courtesy of the youths that were drenching themselves in vile smelling liquid. Some that jump to mind include Brut 33 , Denim, Old Spice, Hi Karate! and Tabac. They bring a mixture of bile, elation and nostalgia.
If you thought they were foul then how about a new aftershave in India which is making a splash -literally – it is made of cow’s urine.
God your average teenager will love it. Something surging with hormones and musky – oh no that is a teenager sorry.
So I wonder what would you call this new arrival on the aftershave scene?
Bovine P ? From the kidneys with love.
Have a look at this ad for Denim it is fabulously bad – beware loud snorts may emanate from your nose and mouth.