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Love me love my Plum. A dog, an Aberdonian & a foot.
Went off to have a bar supper at The Potarch Hotel in Deeside the other night after which Tracy and I went back to hers,…
Teenwolf and paranoia.
Teenwolf has just come in, given me the ‘ Oh God are you still here?’ look before sloping upstairs. 3 minutes later he appeared in…
Luscious Lola comes home to roost.
Visiting my pal Tracy whole lives in the wilds of Deeside in Aberdeenshire is aye a joy. We walk, talk, eat, drink and rumble around…
Naked, vibrating men on national telly & they’re serious.
Serious men clutching vibrating thrusty things whilst talking on national TV? How could they keep a straight face? If you’re over 25 this may give you the…
I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby – no really!
Yesterday afternoon we ended up at a party with a cast of dozens from a 6 month old baby to a 79 year old…
Uri Geller buys a big rock near my Mum – cheek!
Just imagine the scene, a small East Lothian town, North Berwick on a sunny March day as the circus that is Uri Geller and his…
Italian Students interfere with Arthur’s Seat
On a day like today the views at the top of Arthur’s Seat were remarkable! Specifically this one? Not only did they gub us at rugby…
Alison’s Diary at The Oscars, exclusive with Clooney.
All the money in the world. Jewellers scrambling over their mountains of precious stones to offer up priceless baubles for the glitteratti to hing round…
Hello! Today is the day to meet Teenwolf and the Mongrels !
Living with Teenwolf – a joy for a mother to behold. I’ve written about him so many times I felt it was time to share…
Friday afternoon Guffaw with a kilted lunatic – a real belter!
There are so many appalling Scots accents delivered by every other nation in the world but this one really takes the biscuit. His delivery of…