Just chatting on the road with Mum….oh and drinking…of course.

Funny how conversations go. I remember when the Black Panther was at large I was staying in a Caravan with my cousin in a field beside her Mums kennels we were about 10. We got ourselves in o such a state that when my Auntie Wilma came up and banged loudly on the window for a joke and we both became completely hysterical and had to decamp with tour sleeping bags back onto the floor in the house. So as were driving south I was retelling this story when we heard on the radio that there as an escaped convict on the loose.

“He’s called headbanger” said Mum in a most authoraritive tone. “Or is it nut cracker ? Or the big stabber? What was his name? ” pause forebrain to engage again ” I know Hammerhead!”

This went on for a while until eventually Google saved the day Skull cracker!” I announced triumphantly. So we agreed we should be keeping our eyes peeled for him on our way to Yorkshire – our first night away. It was a lovely place delicious food, comfy beds and dangerously great wine.

The General Tarleton Inn in Ferrensby. A delightful, delicious, comfy, friendly, warm, open Yorkshire hospitality. Fabulous food, comfy beds and somewhere I would go back to in an instant.

As we settled in the bar I texted the long suffering husband the wine label.

Trouble in the shape of a bottle of South AFrican wine. YUM.
Trouble in the shape of a bottle of South African wine. YUM.

“Oh God” he said “Beware first night away syndrome, I hope they don’t have a piano or a banjo ukulele”. Well we have been together 20 years he knows me too well. Luckily for them they had neither.

The food was superlative. Delicious. Brilliantly cooked and we didn’t hold back.

More details about that later for now…………..the skull cracker is back inside and all is well with the world………packed and ready to roll tomorrow …

zzzzzz

 

AlisonsDiary

Writer & broadcaster.

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