Ode to Ronan the Rat – Boyzone.

Ronan Keating  – you great balloon. Caught with your breeks nae up but doon                                        Yer poor wife Yvonne is afa’ pit oot.       Ye gormless shaggin’ hairy galoot. Yer fans right now will think you’re a nit,   A thoughtless, two-faced, over-sexed s**t. But...